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Post  Nobby Cheese on Wed Apr 17, 2013 12:11 pm

The wake will take place at Croydon Working Men's Club. John Smiths only £1.80 a pint and sausage rolls on the bar.
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Post  bitofatwat on Wed Apr 17, 2013 12:23 pm

Nobby Cheese wrote:The wake will take place at Croydon Working Men's Club. John Smiths only £1.80 a pint and sausage rolls on the bar.



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Post  bitofatwat on Wed Apr 17, 2013 12:28 pm

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Post  Nobby Cheese on Wed Apr 17, 2013 12:39 pm

bitofatwat wrote:
Nobby Cheese wrote:The wake will take place at Croydon Working Men's Club. John Smiths only £1.80 a pint and sausage rolls on the bar.



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Post  NotBert on Wed Apr 17, 2013 8:44 pm

She didn't rise again then, the undead vampiric fucking cunt?
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Post  NotBert on Sat Jan 18, 2014 11:13 am

I'll say this for Cameron - he's got stamina. She must be bones and a puddle and smell like Barry Fry by now...
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Post  Nobby Cheese on Sat Jan 18, 2014 12:53 pm

NotBert wrote:I'll say this for Cameron - he's got stamina.  She must be bones and a puddle and smell like Barry Fry by now...

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Post  NotBert on Sun May 18, 2014 5:16 pm

I started a reply on this thread and have no idea what thread it is... Laughing 
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Post  NotBert on Sun May 18, 2014 5:28 pm

Oh yes, £10m free funeral for the iron-haired, pointy-faced, Ingham-wanking, nasal-screechy, mad-as-a-fish-on-stilts, hairy-nippled, Reagan-fucking, football-fan-murdering, cover-up-manufacturing Hague mother figure who had sex once in her life with her husband and saddled herself with twins so told him to find a hobby instead and gave him a gin bottle.

Turns out afterwards that the £6m to £12m house that she owned was subsequnetly leased to an offshore comppany. She could surely not have earned that house on a functionary's salary and it seems inheritance tax was dodged to the tune of a minimum £2.4m.

Fucking thieving beyond the grave
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Post  NotBert on Thu Aug 03, 2017 1:01 pm

Rumour is she will be disinterred and reburied to give us all a day of getting pissed and laughing our fucking heads off.
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Post  Nobby Cheese on Thu Aug 03, 2017 1:05 pm

cheers
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Post  NotBert on Tue Nov 28, 2017 8:58 pm

She got kicked into touch on this day 27 years ago.

Seems like it was only yesterday I was at the party on her demise.

And then I realise that it was only yesterday. And it's still going on, I've only come home for a shit, shave and clean shirt, splash of Old Spice and some mixers.
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Post  Nobby Cheese on Wed Nov 29, 2017 1:32 am

Very Happy
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Post  NotBert on Mon Oct 15, 2018 8:55 am

93 today.

No, wait, she's fucking dead ahahahahahaha



OPEN THE SCOTCH
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Post  NotBert on Sun Oct 28, 2018 4:44 am

Gents, Cellar 24, Liverpool

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Post  Mad Tony on Sun Oct 28, 2018 7:54 pm

I'm suddenly busting for a piss.
Sadly, I wouldn't be able to slash on the cunt as I have a prostate the size
of a fucking goat's head.
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Post  NotBert on Mon Oct 29, 2018 12:47 am

You could spit on it, Tone. I'd have had them in the cubicles too
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