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Post  NotBert on Fri Nov 01, 2013 8:18 pm

I fucking hate November. In 16 years, I've had in my reckoning only 3, maybe 4 Novembers where I've had no break in remission or "blip".

This one has already made the list. I fucking hate being sick, I really do. I even got an early start in by feeling ill yesterday and bouncing again today to the point that I had to come home at about 2.30pm. I want to go to Airbus tomorrow (S4C, live game) but I'll have to leave that call until after I've had a kip and seen how I feel. Yet I made a complete fucking pig of myself last week, a week away and all, and I didn't have a fucking flicker.

November. Shit. You could make a Hitler video out of this.
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Post  Nobby Cheese on Fri Nov 01, 2013 10:28 pm

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Post  NotBert on Fri Nov 01, 2013 10:32 pm

See, Tone, I'm looking at that and thinking "I could give that chair some welly..."
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Post  Nobby Cheese on Fri Nov 01, 2013 10:49 pm

I'm shit myself at the moment....along with all my other grief I've had gut trouble for over 3 weeks.
The pain moves around and I bloat badly as soon as I eat or drink.
I think it's IBS.
 
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Post  NotBert on Sat Nov 02, 2013 12:40 am

IBS very much a residual diagnosis of "we don't know what the fuck it is, we've run out of ideas", Tone. Have you tried packing in wheat in the short term? I have a theory...
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Post  NotBert on Wed Nov 13, 2013 9:39 pm

Slightest exertion at the minute gives me a furious headache.

May be an eertion headache or some viral influence, am surmising the latter but it's fucking draining.
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Post  Nobby Cheese on Thu Nov 14, 2013 4:09 pm

My prostate is the size of a fucking goat's head here.
I can't piss properly and it hurts sitting on it.
Knowing my luck, it'll be cancer.
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Post  NotBert on Thu Nov 14, 2013 10:10 pm

You seeing someone for it, Tone?
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Post  Nobby Cheese on Fri Nov 15, 2013 2:34 am

No Bert.
Too frightened.
Had it for years.
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Post  NotBert on Fri Nov 15, 2013 8:29 pm

Fuck me, Tone, one of the ones they can get a good handle on and reduce symptoms and you're trying and failing to sit on it?

Mind you, I'm one to talk, what with the "I'm not ready to pack in chocolate just yet"...
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Post  missyj on Sat Nov 16, 2013 2:21 am

I hate November all it means to me is its going to be cold for at least five months and in seven weeks Xmas will be knocking at the door .i hate this half of the year
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Re: November

Post  Nobby Cheese on Sat Nov 16, 2013 10:46 am

We're off to Spain 3 weeks from now.
Back in March!
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Post  NotBert on Sat Nov 16, 2013 6:22 pm

Nobby Cheese wrote:We're off to Spain 3 weeks from now.
Back in March!
cheers 
Very Happy 
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Post  Nobby Cheese on Sat Nov 16, 2013 10:25 pm

Easyjet have finally started flying to Alicante from Southend.
We've always had to travel to Gatwick up until now.
Southend is round the corner relatively speaking.
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Post  NotBert on Sun Nov 17, 2013 3:35 pm

Would love to see how that works the other way

"Jose Maria, come hkeer"
"What is eet, Maria Jose?"
"Eet is Earsee Jet. They are flyeeng from Alicante to eSouthend"
"No. Do not make the choke, Maria Jose"
"Ees no choke, my husband, is heer, Look!"
"At last! At last, my wife, mi esposa. Finalmente we can visit the longest pier in Eengland, no, the wooorld. Pier of the year, 2007. Oh, and Roots Hall, home of Southend United, Proper Third Division Champions 2006. And the ground that cost Essex the County Championsheep een 1989 because Ted from the council was responseeble for Southchurch Park and got them fined 25 points".
"And the Southenders can come heer, my khusband."
"Ah, Maria Jose, who is ever going to do that, eh?!"
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Post  Nobby Cheese on Sun Nov 17, 2013 4:23 pm

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! 
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Post  NotBert on Sun Nov 17, 2013 4:42 pm

Southend Airport has appeared in two films

Goldfinger
and
Mike Bassett: England Manager

Brilliant.
"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No Mr Bond, I expect you to revert to 4-4-2"
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Re: November

Post  bitofatwat on Mon Nov 18, 2013 7:20 pm

Ive suffered with Asthma more than ever in the past 6 weeks Rhinitis is so bad i'm on steroid nose sprays Evil or Very Mad 
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Post  Nobby Cheese on Mon Nov 18, 2013 10:21 pm

No 
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Post  NotBert on Sat Nov 30, 2013 4:23 pm

Nearly done, kids. I can almost smell December, and it's not the fetid stench of the last thirty days
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Post  NotBert on Sun Dec 08, 2013 10:47 am

See? A few days in, I can do DIY without being dead for three days afterwards. November. Cunt.
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Re: November

Post  NotBert on Fri Aug 15, 2014 9:16 pm

Had a November episode today (quarter months February, May and August historically had lesser assaults - August Bank Holiday 2002 had me rolling on the bathroom floor craving death).

Everything went wrong so quickly it was unreal - gutache and a sweat that was literally raining off me. Really unnerving, it was like osmosis as the sweat just appeared unbidden without any effort. The only time fluid escapes me quicker is when I'm having a piss or I'm on a bus with redhead before me...
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Re: November

Post  NotBert on Mon Dec 01, 2014 2:07 am

Woo Hoo! December landfall!
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Re: November

Post  NotBert on Sat Dec 06, 2014 10:45 pm

We are a house full of barking seals, heavy legs and no appetite. Couldn't go to the Newtown game today, feel like shite.

Late November...
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Re: November

Post  NotBert on Tue Dec 09, 2014 2:15 pm

A few days on, legs are still not here. You'd think I'd be used to it after 18 years of illness but I struggle to cope and fucking hate being sick
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