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Post  Nobby Cheese on Fri May 16, 2014 12:31 pm

Mum's a shoplifter, dad's a fucking drug dealer and he's just had a shop girl suspended because him and his gross looking wife overheard her telling a fellow worker he was a pig.
Grassing wankstain.
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Post  NotBert on Fri May 16, 2014 2:29 pm

Reported to be happy with his year extension at £200k a week. He'll have "earned" that woman's wages FOR A YEAR before 2pm on January 1.

He should appear on BBC Question Time he's that much of a cunt.
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Post  bitofatwat on Sat May 17, 2014 10:58 am

NotBert wrote:Reported to be happy with his year extension at £200k a week.  He'll have "earned" that woman's wages FOR A YEAR before 2pm on January 1.

He should appear on BBC Question Time he's that much of a cunt.

  
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Post  Guest on Sun May 18, 2014 11:47 am

top bloke and has been a class defender for Chelsea and country for years  Very Happy 

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Post  Nobby Cheese on Sun May 18, 2014 1:14 pm

Yeah, top bloke.
I should have read this first then I'd have known.

http://www.joe.ie/football/football-features/rap-sheet-the-crimes-and-misdemeanours-of-john-terry/
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Post  NotBert on Sun May 18, 2014 2:22 pm

owzat wrote:top bloke and has been a class defender for Chelsea and country for years  Very Happy 

He has been consistent for years. He's got away with murder for a decade. They had to stop at ten...

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1183094-john-terry-the-chelsea-captains-10-stupidest-acts

10 - Blue Badge parking space abuse, 2008
9 - Clubs bouncer with a bottle, gets off, 2002. Jody Morris gets off too. He wasn't going to play for England, though
8 - Too lazy to go to a club toilet for a piss, pisses in a glass, gets bounced. Pisses in his garden, the idle turd
7 - Fucks around like another paragon, Ryan Giggs
6 - Lets no end of fans (who must be fucking simple) attend a pet shop opening he claims he never agreed to. I doubt he did, they couldn't pay him the £28k fee for the day, but form for the famous is to deny
5 - Open abuse in a Heathrow hotel at Americans in the immediate aftermath of 9/11, 2001, as their flight was grounded. The abuse including throwing food at them. Club fined the perpetrators.
4 - The Champions League Final in which he did play, he single-handedly lost. One simple penalty, you bull-necked whoremongering thug.
3 - Kneeing a man off the ball in the semis to get a red card and prevent himself playing in the final, the ill-disciplined bull-necked whoremongering cunt.
2 - Video-captured on-pitch racism which amazingly, he gets off with as the FA want him for tournaments, loses England captaincy and gets pissy, retires from international football. Has no impact in England, showing the FA as double wankers
1 - He lost the England captaincy 2 years before as well when he was fucking his neighbour and team-mate's fianceé. She fell pregnant, he paid for an abortion and her silence, the first being something his mother could have done in the 80s and saved us all this shit.

Were he not a high-paid footballer, he'd be in Long Lartin with a face full of scars and an arm full of track marks and a cocaine twitch (which admittedly, he may still have anyway).
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Post  Nobby Cheese on Sun May 18, 2014 5:57 pm

Perhaps where Owzat lives that is the definition of a top bloke.
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Post  NotBert on Sat May 26, 2018 7:06 pm

Hats off to him today for an uncommonly sterling effort.

He played for Villa in the playoff final to Fulham

He lost and had to change on the pitch into Fulham kit to accept the trophy.

Right after the presentation, he had to leave immediately and get a Real Madrid kit and a Liverpool kit on the way to the airport for a three-and-a-half hour flight to Kiev which he has to achieve in around two and a half hours.  He has asked for extra time and penalties so he can get there.

He has to change into the appropriate kit to accept the trophy.

While this is all going on he has to get pissed, racially abuse a number of people and shag someone else's wife.

Consummate professional
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Post  NotBert on Mon May 28, 2018 1:46 am

NotBert wrote:Hats off to him today for an uncommonly sterling effort.

He played for Villa in the playoff final to Fulham

He lost and had to change on the pitch into Fulham kit to accept the trophy.

Right after the presentation, he had to leave immediately and get a Real Madrid kit and a Liverpool kit on the way to the airport for a three-and-a-half hour flight to Kiev which he has to achieve in around two and a half hours.  He has asked for extra time and penalties so he can get there.

He has to change into the appropriate kit to accept the trophy.

While this is all going on he has to get pissed, racially abuse a number of people and shag someone else's wife.

Consummate professional

Turns out he flew the fucking plane as well.
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Post  Nobby Cheese on Mon May 28, 2018 12:32 pm

lol! lol! lol!
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