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Post  missyj on Sat Jun 21, 2014 6:35 am

Did you have a dream about the group stages  Smile 
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Post  missyj on Sat Jun 21, 2014 6:37 am

Off to work , paced in the caring after a couple of weeks ,hated it too much emotion involved now work in breakfast cafe on an industrial estate just at weekends , love it  Smile 
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Post  NotBert on Sat Jun 21, 2014 10:55 am

missyj wrote:Did you have a dream about the group stages  Smile 

You were taking penalties.  Biggest crowd of the tournament and everyone scored, went on for hours.  Laughing
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Post  NotBert on Sat Jun 21, 2014 10:58 am

missyj wrote:Off to work , paced in the caring after a couple of weeks ,hated it too much emotion involved now work in breakfast cafe on an industrial estate just at weekends , love it  Smile 

It can be hard to detach, Jonesy. Fortunately, my work doesn't involve emotions and I hate the fucking place anyway so it allows me to detach incredibly easily. Are you a breakfast egg-spert now (Derek Thompson would fucking kill to have said that, ho ho, fellas, tell you what...)
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Post  Nobby Cheese on Sat Jun 21, 2014 1:09 pm

So you had to make a decision between being surrounded by dying old farts at the dribble factory or serving shirtless, tanned, slightly sweaty toned young builders their sausages.......Bet that was difficult MJ.
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Post  NotBert on Sat Jun 21, 2014 1:15 pm

Nobby Cheese wrote:So you had to make a decision between being surrounded by dying old farts at the dribble factory or serving shirtless, tanned, slightly sweaty  toned young builders their sausages.......Bet that was difficult MJ.

Builders, Tone? Likely to get this...



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Post  missyj on Sat Jun 21, 2014 1:41 pm

Nobby Cheese wrote:So you had to make a decision between being surrounded by dying old farts at the dribble factory or serving shirtless, tanned, slightly sweaty  toned young builders their sausages.......Bet that was difficult MJ.
about sums it up  Very Happy 
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Post  missyj on Sat Jun 21, 2014 1:42 pm

NotBert wrote:
missyj wrote:Off to work , paced in the caring after a couple of weeks ,hated it too much emotion involved now work in breakfast cafe on an industrial estate just at weekends , love it  Smile 

It can be hard to detach, Jonesy.  Fortunately, my work doesn't involve emotions and I hate the fucking place anyway so it allows me to detach incredibly easily.  Are you a breakfast egg-spert now (Derek Thompson would fucking kill to have said that, ho ho, fellas, tell you what...)
who he ?
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Post  NotBert on Sat Jun 21, 2014 3:19 pm

Former C4 nags commentator, famous for cheesy links and overly jolly bonhomie. Once gave me a double in 1988 or so, 100/30 and 5/1, out of Bob Champion's yard (Feile Na Hinse and Pat's Minstrel at Fakenham). We didn't know at the time he was sleeping on his couch because his wife had kicked him out, the dirty ticket. You'd have paid to see my arse then, Jonesy, I was a lithe 20-year-old and it was a nice piece of work. Even got me going

I can't give it away any more, though. Still tidy, mind, just that it's the well-stacked trailer on the back of a Vauxhall Viva with doors of non-matching colours.
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Post  missyj on Sat Jun 21, 2014 4:19 pm

Photo from back then ? face not arse ,I'm not into guys bums
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Post  NotBert on Sat Jun 21, 2014 4:41 pm

Here's Jonesy bringing me a coffee refill

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Post  missyj on Sat Jun 21, 2014 4:48 pm

The coffees not that bad Smile
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Post  NotBert on Sat Jun 21, 2014 4:55 pm

I know, you'd startled me by sneaking up on the quiet and I'm trying to squeeze out a surreptitious fart.
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Post  missyj on Sat Jun 21, 2014 5:32 pm

You could do with a wax bert ,a bit bert Reynolds there Smile
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Post  NotBert on Sat Jun 21, 2014 7:46 pm

You should see my back

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Post  missyj on Sat Jun 21, 2014 8:16 pm

Wtf is that  pale 
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Post  NotBert on Sat Jun 21, 2014 8:18 pm

Close up of a Velcro tie
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Post  missyj on Sat Jun 21, 2014 8:30 pm

Don't like hairy men ,like the smooth , young look  Embarassed 
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Post  NotBert on Sat Jun 21, 2014 8:41 pm

Still playing to the phot above, Jonesy.

Brief interlude -

"We lost to Costa Rica? Fuck that, I'm burning the scarf"
Italian television announces record viewing figures

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Post  NotBert on Mon Apr 13, 2015 2:05 am

missyj wrote:Did you have a dream about the group stages  Smile 

Only just got what is an impressively cheeky gag there about "group stages".

Hats (and everything else) off to Jonesy. I hope you've kept yourselves occupied until I worked it out... Laughing
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Re: World Cup women

Post  NotBert on Mon Jan 01, 2018 8:48 pm

It's a World Cup year, and the qualifiers are...

Russia Hosts
Iran AFC Third Round Group A winners
South Korea AFC Third Round Group A runners up
Japan AFC Third Round Group B winners
Saudi Arabia AFC Third Round Group B runners up
Australia AFC fifth place vs CONCACAF fourth place play-off winners
Tunisia CAF Group A winners
Nigeria CAF Group B winners
Morocco CAF Group C winners
Senegal CAF Group D winners
Egypt CAF Group E winners
Mexico CONCACAF Fifth Round first place
Costa Rica CONCACAF Fifth Round second place
Panama CONCACAF Fifth Round third place
Brazil CONMEBOL first place
Uruguay CONMEBOL second place
Argentina CONMEBOL third place
Colombia CONMEBOL fourth place
Peru CONMEBOL fifth place vs OFC first place play-off winners
France UEFA Group A winners
Portugal UEFA Group B winners
Germany UEFA Group C winners
Serbia UEFA Group D winners
Poland UEFA Group E winners
England UEFA Group F winners
Spain UEFA Group G winners
Belgium UEFA Group H winners
Iceland UEFA Group I winners
Switzerland UEFA second-place play-off winners
Croatia UEFA second-place play-off winners
Sweden UEFA second-place play-off winners
Denmark UEFA second-place play-off winners

Let's see if I can do 32 pics...
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Post  NotBert on Mon Jan 01, 2018 8:56 pm

RUSSIA

First match that comes up apparently has to share billing with someone from the Happy Mondays


The centre backs are, however, built a little more "sturdily"
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Post  NotBert on Mon Jan 01, 2018 9:02 pm

IRAN

A bit more difficult this when the FA has its players done up like Shackleton looking for Scott's stash of porn


but, aside from Phil Neville sneaking in on the extreme left


There were other photos, but the second from left, well, it's up here forever now...

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Post  NotBert on Mon Jan 01, 2018 9:14 pm

SOUTH KOREA

Another back four who are hard as fucking nails


But the fancy Dans, well...
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Post  NotBert on Mon Jan 01, 2018 9:26 pm

JAPAN

Japanese women of course are the longest-lived in the world. Disturbingly, they turn into Boris Johnson


While that flag just looks like a target for me (right to left, FWIW)...
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