Secrets

Do we get wind of the 30 year stuff before new year, I can't remember? 1981 was pretty fucking shit anyway but among things that might get an airing is the Irish hunger strikers and no matter how shit it was, the formation of the SDP. Bound to be some Falklands stuff as well, surely? And last but not least and an interesting one currently I reckon, the inner city riots.

Honours list should be interesting as well. In that no fucker has done anything worth honouring

Simon Cowell Sir, (NAP) although I hope not

Can you get one for services to yourself?