How the cunting fuck....

...did we go backwards from this to Justin bastard Bieber in 40 years?????

You can combine a bit of the two, Tone

(Two Tone? Don't get me started...)

For example, you can take the classic Jefferson Airplane track "Somebody To Love", think "airplane - parachute - babies in parachutes and the drop zone is a smoking hot babe in her skimps." Where's the harm?