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NotBert Tue Jun 14, 2011 10:47 pm
Show us your boobs then. I will assess the level of drunkenness from this - trust me, I have a 93.6% accuracy rate
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NotBert Tue Jun 14, 2011 10:56 pm
From this first response, Sheila's assessment is
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- NOT DRUNK AT ALL.
Have another couple of cans, loosen your top, I'll ask again in an hour :cyclops:
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she Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:02 pm
ive got to get up in 6 and 1/2 hrs although once vonnys gone to school i can go back to sleep tbh, martijn int back at school til thursdayNotBert wrote:From this first response, Sheila's assessment is
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Have another couple of cans, loosen your top, I'll ask again in an hour :cyclops:
this post took 5 mins editing befoer i postesd !
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Guest Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:06 pm
NotBert wrote: trust me, I have a 93.6% accuracy rate
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NotBert Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:10 pm
That means you can drink for an hour. Then show us (I will accept a PM to just me, however) your boobs. Then go to bed for five hours. And finally, after waking up you can alternate between shame and the sexual frisson you'll get from giving me a private show of your lovelies.she wrote:ive got to get up in 6 and 1/2 hrs although once vonnys gone to school i can go back to sleep tbh, martijn int back at school til thursdayNotBert wrote:From this first response, Sheila's assessment is
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Have another couple of cans, loosen your top, I'll ask again in an hour :cyclops:
this post took 5 mins editing befoer i postesd !
For about a half hour
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she Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:13 pm
theres only one person that i usually call in this situation but i aint gonna call him tonight so 
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NotBert Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:27 pm
she wrote:theres only one person that i usually call in this situation but i aint gonna call him tonight so
You have a cameraman specifically for this scenario?
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- If you laughed at the above, you are NOT DRUNK. The joke is too complex.
However, it also isn't funny enough to merit laughter. Therefore, you are borderline TIPSY. You are also toying with the idea of showing me at least a teaser, although that is unlikely to involve areolae, in the style Lucy Pinder for years. Now you can't cover the fucking things up on her. Still...
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Guest Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:31 pm
Just for you Bert....here's a pic of her tits that she sent me a year ago:
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bitofatwat Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:35 pm
Mad Tony wrote:Just for you Bert....here's a pic of her tits that she sent me a year ago:
Check out her latest pics tony, was it a size 10 she?
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NotBert Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:36 pm
Mad Tony wrote:Just for you Bert....here's a pic of her tits that she sent me a year ago:
Tony, you daft cunt, they're mine. She's are the ones with the perky nips and the mole on the left one that draws an isosceles triangle with the perkies.
And I don't mean with a pen.
Jesus, I could write for Tarby Ho HO
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bitofatwat Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:40 pm
Actually i was looking for a picture of Zoe Ball for tony on the other thread but i found this picture of sheila
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NotBert Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:41 pm
No, that's Zoe Ball hiding her dwarf ears, the pointy-lobed fucker
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NotBert Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:42 pm
she wrote:hahahha /me keeps quiet
You know you want to say you've got better boobs...
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Guest Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:43 pm
bitofatwat wrote:Actually i was looking for a picture of Zoe Ball for tony on the other thread but i found this picture of sheila
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she Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:44 pm
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NotBert Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:47 pm
She, if you did send me pics of the ladies out for a breath of air, I'd probably shit a brick.
I'd recover, mind, but essentially it would be brick-shitting first, self-abasement afterwards, remorse and repeat.
(The recall gaga after this would traditionally be an hour or so later and I would just post "OMG, I've shit a brick")
I'd recover, mind, but essentially it would be brick-shitting first, self-abasement afterwards, remorse and repeat.
(The recall gaga after this would traditionally be an hour or so later and I would just post "OMG, I've shit a brick")
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she Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:56 pm
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NotBert Wed Jun 15, 2011 12:07 am
You're a tease, She, but you're our tease and we're happy with that 
Here's a serious question for you, though. Hot summer, refreshing drink required if, for example, cutting the grass.
Is Guinness shandy a step too far? Part of me recognises the values medicinally of a good shandy but at the same time, part of me wants to go to war against anyone fucking about with Guinness like that
Here's a serious question for you, though. Hot summer, refreshing drink required if, for example, cutting the grass.
Is Guinness shandy a step too far? Part of me recognises the values medicinally of a good shandy but at the same time, part of me wants to go to war against anyone fucking about with Guinness like that
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