fucking fuckers at fucking work

i have just been told that contrary to all messages so far given out, we will all be chucked in a selection pool for half the number of jobs as there are now, most of the jobs will not be in range for me so i am looking at much less than a 20% chance of getting something

this means i could be surplus in 4 months and could be fucked off anywhere or given the option to walk for nothing, possibly ruining my chance of a voluntary pay-off which i would have taken at the end of this month had i known this when i had to decide - 2 mths ago

i decided to defer on the basis of what i was being told and since decided to take the next one and now the cunts have moved the goalposts

they are useless communicators and things could change again next month but i am at the moment thinking of shooting them all

i am going down the pub to get proper cunted, I will be ordering two pints at a time, fuck them all

this made me smile though: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3649932/Cats-not-a-bad-bark.html

i'm off to get wasted now, be prepared for random drunk shit postings later, or as you might say, normal abdul stuff

Mad Tony wrote:

nothing if not consistent