Misunderstanding

A man from Yorkshire with piles asks the chemist "Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream"?.....The chemist replies "Yes sir, Magnum or Cornetto"?

Nobby Cheese wrote:A man from Yorkshire with piles asks the chemist "Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream"?.....The chemist replies "Yes sir, Magnum or Cornetto"?

Geordie at the Queen's Garden Party...

Bald cat thrown off a bus in Wigan...

Crash on the Redheugh Bridge in Newcastle, I have the other driver's solicitor's name...

Two Spanish firemen...

Bloke from London walking through the Welsh countryside...

NotBert wrote:Geordie at the Queen's Garden Party...

Bald cat thrown off a bus in Wigan...

Crash on the Redheugh Bridge in Newcastle, I have the other driver's solicitor's name...

Two Spanish firemen...

Bloke from London walking through the Welsh countryside...

I don't get it Bert.

NotBert wrote:Geordie at the Queen's Garden Party...

Bald cat thrown off a bus in Wigan...

Crash on the Redheugh Bridge in Newcastle, I have the other driver's solicitor's name...

Two Spanish firemen...

Bloke from London walking through the Welsh countryside...

1. "Would you like a cake or a meringue?" "Yiz not rang, Queenie, Ah'd leek a cayke"

2. "He had no fare"

3. "I asked him as it was his fault and he said 'Haddaway and Shiteman'"

4. "José and Hose B"

5. "Are you shearing that sheep mate?" "No, get your own you Cockney bastard"

Or when Jane Fonda went to Wigan to promote the Workout video?

Started up "Hands on thighs"

Spoiler:

Or in the 70s, Noddy Holder going to buy a kipper tie. "D'ye toike shugger, Noddy?"

NotBert wrote:Or when Jane Fonda went to Wigan to promote the Workout video?

Started up "Hands on thighs"

Spoiler:

I don't get it Bert.

Has th' never been to Wigan, Tone?

No Bert...one of the few places in England I've not been to.

Where does a Wiganer keep Thunderballs?

In th'underpants

Ergo "hands on th'ighs"

Kids called Hughes in Liverpool would always find the rest of the class standing up with them in solidarity if a teacher told them to stand...

"Stand up, Yous"