ME! up a ladder.

problem with rendering on the front of the house.

hence,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

the CAMERA.

I was half expecting a picture of a half-coquettish Eric with a finger to his lip in "oops" pose and a tin of paint splashed all over the floor

PAINT?

ME?

i don't think so.

thinking naked,
in just a g-string maybe.

I was angling for "arse out", Eric, and I had the paint in as a prop, not for work reasons

well yes,
of course.
you gotta have props.

just two mugs.
of cheap cider.
and i'm arseholed.
ladder,
and photos,
will have to wait.

Two mugs of cheap cider and rather than coquettish poses, I'd have you in with a German Shepherd and a standby dog groomer for declawing.

And it would be movies rather than stills

i don't like german shepherds.
don't like dogs actually.
and why me?

You went for the ladder, all porn has a market. We're just negotiating price now

How about in a bathful of custard with two polecats (you can pick gender)?

but dogs!

can't you find a nice,
deaf dumb and blind buxom teenager?

custard i can live with,
ejaculate into,
whatever.

are you trying to move into management?

it beats working i suppose.
and not a bad aside.

erixter wrote:but dogs!

can't you find a nice,
deaf dumb and blind buxom teenager?

Yes. But it's a former racehorse an I don't think you have the... elasticity for it

you're right.
and again,
ladders.