i've just chipped a tooth.

eating a fucking orange.

and there isn't much of it left.
it's been filled a few times.

i got an appointment for tomorrow to assess the situation.

and i fear the worst.

you've got more teeth than me.
jus looking at those front ones.

I have 7.5 teeth at the top and 9 at the bottom.

i think we're about even.

including the .5

considering sedation.
but i don't want to have time off work.

My dental phobia is the biggest bane of my life.

you can be sedated nowadays nobster.
temasapn.(excuse spelling).
tastes very much like night nurse.
you're out of it,
but able to co-operate with the dental-staff.
amazing stuff.
i had 7/8 removed with it a few years back.
didn't know a fuckin thing.
if i could get time off work,
i do it just for the afterwards.
fuckin brilliant.

i might give one a visit yet.
i just need something to keep me in that chair ten minutes.

I'm even more petrified of sedation.

i fuckin love sedation.
being totally bombed,
there's nothing like it.

tell you what,
you find a local dentist that does sedation,
make us both an appointment.
and we'll make it a date for the summer.

serious.

i'll go first.
absolutely no problem.

I'd rather saw my own bollocks off with a rusty bread knife than go within a mile of a dentist's chair.

yeah,
i used to be like that.

i found another dentist who advertises sedation.
might just e-mail them and ask for details.