that fowl woman next door,

the one who has hens.
she has quite a big back garden.
and she's cutting the grass,
(well,rough really)
with a fuckin strimmer.

but i get fresh eggs.

She might have hens, does she like cocks?

bert,
she has the biggest,
and hairyest bum-cleavage that i've ever seen.


and i spent years working on building sites when i was younger.

and yes,
i suppose she MUST do,
she has to kids.

and she's got really big nipples.
i bet they're quite a mouthful.
i like big nipples.

you don't get those with twenty somethings.

erixter wrote:bert,
she has the biggest,
and hairyest bum-cleavage that i've ever seen.


and i spent years working on building sites when i was younger.

Are you sure she wasn't bending over backwards

yes,
i'm sure.

she's an okay sort though.