Got beat this evening
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Got beat this evening
20- 21 allbut (20-20) across last end, my block, i bowl a toucher, he bowls thru a yard oe so behind ...i try and bowl a bobby (a blocking wood) put just pegs away leaving a gap for him....he bowls a perfect wood just an ounce heavy hits my toucher and cannons the block to his back woood
I think bevs going to get it tonight
I think bevs going to get it tonight
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Re: Got beat this evening
bitofatwat wrote:20- 21 allbut (20-20) across last end, my block, i bowl a toucher, he bowls thru a yard oe so behind ...i try and bowl a bobby (a blocking wood) put just pegs away leaving a gap for him....he bowls a perfect wood just an ounce heavy hits my toucher and cannons the block to his back woood
I think bevs going to get it tonight
Don't bother, I fucked her rigid while you were out bowling.
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Re: Got beat this evening
Shocker, BOAT.
No, the real shocker - did he not have any other shot on? From the sounds, any contact with the toucher would have left him in for one. A bit harsh for a midweek night that he made it, then - would have been the shot for a big gallery.
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- I didn't think Tony had an erection in him...
No, the real shocker - did he not have any other shot on? From the sounds, any contact with the toucher would have left him in for one. A bit harsh for a midweek night that he made it, then - would have been the shot for a big gallery.
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Re: Got beat this evening
Enjoyed the match as he was a good bowler ...former county player in his day bert ...we both bowled some good woods tbf. We both just need the one point at the last end and he deserved it with a perfect wood to spring the block to his back wood . in hindsight i should have played up or maybe put one behind with his.Bert wrote:Shocker, BOAT.
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I didn't think Tony had an erection in him...
No, the real shocker - did he not have any other shot on? From the sounds, any contact with the toucher would have left him in for one. A bit harsh for a midweek night that he made it, then - would have been the shot for a big gallery.
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Re: Got beat this evening
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Bert wrote:Shocker, BOAT.
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I didn't think Tony had an erection in him...
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Re: Got beat this evening
bitofatwat wrote:20- 21 allbut (20-20) across last end, my block, i bowl a toucher, he bowls thru a yard oe so behind ...i try and bowl a bobby (a blocking wood) put just pegs away leaving a gap for him....he bowls a perfect wood just an ounce heavy hits my toucher and cannons the block to his back woood
I think bevs going to get it tonight
I didn't realise bowls could be so er intricate.
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Re: Got beat this evening
morning_glory wrote:bitofatwat wrote:20- 21 allbut (20-20) across last end, my block, i bowl a toucher, he bowls thru a yard oe so behind ...i try and bowl a bobby (a blocking wood) put just pegs away leaving a gap for him....he bowls a perfect wood just an ounce heavy hits my toucher and cannons the block to his back woood
I think bevs going to get it tonight
I didn't realise bowls could be so er intricate.
Its a like golf in that a green hardly ever runs the same from one day to the next, tonight its been running about 3 yards faster than it was yesterday afternoon ...a good player should only take about 3 ends to get a length. Also you can miss a mark at a 6 ft in front of you by an inch and be 6 yards away at 20 meters, then taking out or puting in a yard at 40 meters is a skill in its own right T
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Re: Got beat this evening
Mad Tony wrote:
The last picture of the three surviving Beatles before George died...
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Re: Got beat this evening
Bert wrote:Mad Tony wrote:
The last picture of the three surviving Beatles before George died...
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