Good win tonight

21 -7 played a women who was good on a mark but couldnt reach the corners, i had to punish her with corner to corner 45 yards marks, a bit un sportsman like but we are in for a top 3 finish and prizemoney

Nobby Cheese wrote:

I offered to get her a drink at the end and she refused, said all she wanted was a few painkillers instead, as i had made her shoulder and arm hurt

Did you smash it... into the corners, BOAT?

Bert wrote:Did you smash it... into the corners, BOAT?

I could have done bert she was moaning all the fucking time ..."its not bowling this, its just a chucking match"

reminds me of when i played a snooker match and i was drawn against a 76 break player, reasonable and could of done him anyway but he was in a wheelchair - safest place was in the middle of the table - pissed all over him

and when i played the womens world number six, just got blokes from the pub down to loudly perv at her and she couldn't pot a ball

sportsmans tactics

Abdul Kowalski wrote:reminds me of when i played a snooker match and i was drawn against a 76 break player, reasonable and could of done him anyway but he was in a wheelchair - safest place was in the middle of the table - pissed all over him

and when i played the womens world number six, just got blokes from the pub down to loudly perv at her and she couldn't pot a ball

sportsmans tactics

Very true Abdul you play to your strengths coz they would do the same to you. Its all about winning

Great days for equality on so many fronts, Abdul...

Actually agree with the tactics against the bloke in the chair - I'd lay good money he's used to it as well. It's like working a cut in boxing - what are you supposed to do? "I say, old boy, I have a perceived advantage here, I'm going to avoid exploiting it"? Nah, fuck off, it's be like playing Ronnie Corbett and doing the same.

The woman's a slightly different issue. It's an agreeable tactic if you were to also play, say, Alain Robidoux or Peter Francisco and distract him with an available prostitute

Spoiler:

You might have to be ready to suck Barry Pinches's cock as well, though...

Abdul Kowalski wrote:

and when i played the womens world number six, just got blokes from the pub down to loudly perv at her and she couldn't pot a ball