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Post  bitofatwat Sat Feb 26, 2011 9:47 am

Tipping it down and bev wants to drag me off shopping, she's wanting a new fridge/freezer, the bosch on we got 3 years ago still in perfect order "doesnt fit" now Rolling Eyes

Lifes a bitch Mad
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Post  Guest Sat Feb 26, 2011 9:59 am

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Post  bitofatwat Sat Feb 26, 2011 12:05 pm

Nobby Cheese wrote: Shopping 882526

Honey i'm homeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Job done she talked me into getting one thats like a fucking wardrobe, probably fit me inside it and freeze me when i'm dead Rolling Eyes
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Post  Guest Sat Feb 26, 2011 12:17 pm

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Post  bitofatwat Sat Feb 26, 2011 12:33 pm

Nobby Cheese wrote:Shopping 37791_10150235886660346_897740345_13537358_102066_n

Does she come with it? Laughing
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Post  Guest Sat Feb 26, 2011 1:00 pm

No, she comes on my huge knob.
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Post  Guest Sat Feb 26, 2011 1:29 pm

I'd fuck it. And the woman beneath it.

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Post  bitofatwat Sat Feb 26, 2011 1:29 pm

Nobby Cheese wrote:No, she comes on my huge knob.
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Post  morning_glory Sun Feb 27, 2011 3:41 pm

Ive got to buy all the white goods cos im moving Sad

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it will be the argos one at 180 Shopping 189864 Sad Sad
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Post  Guest Sun Feb 27, 2011 3:49 pm

Make BOAT an offer, MG. Wouldn't turn my nose up at a Bosch... Razz

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Post  morning_glory Sun Feb 27, 2011 3:55 pm

Bert wrote:Make BOAT an offer, MG. Wouldn't turn my nose up at a Bosch... Razz


hmm im skint, what could I offer him scratch
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Post  Guest Sun Feb 27, 2011 4:07 pm

There are times you just set me up to say "boobs".

Not complaining (well, I wouldn't be if we occasionally got a cheeky nip shot)

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Post  morning_glory Sun Feb 27, 2011 4:14 pm

I doubt whether a pic of my bosom is worth a Bosch Neutral
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Post  bitofatwat Sun Feb 27, 2011 6:39 pm

Shite, they delivered and took the old one at dinner time today. Jack was in to sort it out as we were out. Sad
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Post  Guest Sun Feb 27, 2011 7:43 pm

morning_glory wrote:I doubt whether a pic of my bosom is worth a Bosch Neutral

I'm BOAT's the judge of that, thank you. You could guarantee I'd have a Bosch over it (really, MG, there is a market out there for the two of us, double act, Lincoln Alhambra and the Tivoli, Wrexham)

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Post  bitofatwat Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:13 pm

Bert wrote:
morning_glory wrote:I doubt whether a pic of my bosom is worth a Bosch Neutral

I'm BOAT's the judge of that, thank you. You could guarantee I'd have a Bosch over it (really, MG, there is a market out there for the two of us, double act, Lincoln Alhambra and the Tivoli, Wrexham)

lol! lol! lol! lol!
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Post  morning_glory Sun Feb 27, 2011 10:56 pm

Bert wrote:
morning_glory wrote:I doubt whether a pic of my bosom is worth a Bosch Neutral

I'm BOAT's the judge of that, thank you. You could guarantee I'd have a Bosch over it (really, MG, there is a market out there for the two of us, double act, Lincoln Alhambra and the Tivoli, Wrexham)


bish bash bosh is my contribution Rolling Eyes
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Post  Guest Mon Feb 28, 2011 1:56 am

Everyone needs a catchphrase, MG - I could see you a couple of years down the line in a programme that sings my praises doing your section:

"He played the part (no, stay with me) of a comedy lech on the web and my two biggest regrets - he'd have fun with that phrase for starters - are that (i) I never took him up on the double act offer and (ii) I never did show him my boobs.

Actually, can I change (ii) to "we never did it"? I'd have liked to just out of curiosity; although I think had we ever got into the position, he'd have bottled it..."(
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