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Tipping it down and bev wants to drag me off shopping, she's wanting a new fridge/freezer, the bosch on we got 3 years ago still in perfect order "doesnt fit" now
Lifes a bitch
Lifes a bitch
bitofatwat- Posts : 9479
Join date : 2010-04-17
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Re: Shopping
Nobby Cheese wrote:
Honey i'm homeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Job done she talked me into getting one thats like a fucking wardrobe, probably fit me inside it and freeze me when i'm dead
bitofatwat- Posts : 9479
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Nobby Cheese wrote:
Does she come with it?
bitofatwat- Posts : 9479
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Nobby Cheese wrote:No, she comes on my huge knob.
bitofatwat- Posts : 9479
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Ive got to buy all the white goods cos im moving
daughter wants a smeg
it will be the argos one at 180
daughter wants a smeg
it will be the argos one at 180
morning_glory- Posts : 3021
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Bert wrote:Make BOAT an offer, MG. Wouldn't turn my nose up at a Bosch...
hmm im skint, what could I offer him
morning_glory- Posts : 3021
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There are times you just set me up to say "boobs".
Not complaining (well, I wouldn't be if we occasionally got a cheeky nip shot)
Not complaining (well, I wouldn't be if we occasionally got a cheeky nip shot)
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I doubt whether a pic of my bosom is worth a Bosch
morning_glory- Posts : 3021
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Shite, they delivered and took the old one at dinner time today. Jack was in to sort it out as we were out.
bitofatwat- Posts : 9479
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morning_glory wrote:I doubt whether a pic of my bosom is worth a Bosch
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Bert wrote:morning_glory wrote:I doubt whether a pic of my bosom is worth a BoschI'mBOAT's the judge of that, thank you. You could guarantee I'd have a Bosch over it (really, MG, there is a market out there for the two of us, double act, Lincoln Alhambra and the Tivoli, Wrexham)
bitofatwat- Posts : 9479
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Bert wrote:morning_glory wrote:I doubt whether a pic of my bosom is worth a BoschI'mBOAT's the judge of that, thank you. You could guarantee I'd have a Bosch over it (really, MG, there is a market out there for the two of us, double act, Lincoln Alhambra and the Tivoli, Wrexham)
bish bash bosh is my contribution
morning_glory- Posts : 3021
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Everyone needs a catchphrase, MG - I could see you a couple of years down the line in a programme that sings my praises doing your section:
"He played the part (no, stay with me) of a comedy lech on the web and my two biggest regrets - he'd have fun with that phrase for starters - are that (i) I never took him up on the double act offer and (ii) I never did show him my boobs.
Actually, can I change (ii) to "we never did it"? I'd have liked to just out of curiosity; although I think had we ever got into the position, he'd have bottled it..."(grins and slight laugh, segue into next section)
"He played the part (no, stay with me) of a comedy lech on the web and my two biggest regrets - he'd have fun with that phrase for starters - are that (i) I never took him up on the double act offer and (ii) I never did show him my boobs.
Actually, can I change (ii) to "we never did it"? I'd have liked to just out of curiosity; although I think had we ever got into the position, he'd have bottled it..."(grins and slight laugh, segue into next section)
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