Bevs just accused me of fetching a fart into the living room

bitofatwat Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:01 pm

She's just said that i had farted in my study room (here) and carried the gas (smell) in my jeans into the living room. I tried to blame molly (the dog) but she called me a dirty cow.

Guest Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:09 pm

bitofatwat Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:15 pm

Mad Tony wrote:

I 'll get my own back later when i fart into her tupperware sandwich box and seal it in with the lid Twisted Evil

Guest Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:27 pm

bitofatwat wrote:
Mad Tony wrote:

I 'll get my own back later when i fart into her tupperware sandwich box and seal it in with the lid

She'll just think there's ham in it.

bitofatwat Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:29 pm

Bert wrote:
bitofatwat wrote:
Mad Tony wrote:

I 'll get my own back later when i fart into her tupperware sandwich box and seal it in with the lid

She'll just think there's ham in it.

Guest Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:46 pm

I'm remembering here an epic anecdote that actually went out on a children's TV programme (I'm thinking Ant & Dec for some reason). Something about a father whose party trick when his daughter/son invited friends around was to offer them a biscuit tin that was otherwise "empty".

morning_glory Sun Apr 25, 2010 9:02 pm

I hate things like bodily functions Evil or Very Mad

bitofatwat Sun Apr 25, 2010 9:24 pm

snake plissken wrote:I'm remembering here an epic anecdote that actually went out on a children's TV programme (I'm thinking Ant & Dec for some reason). Something about a father whose party trick when his daughter/son invited friends around was to offer them a biscuit tin that was otherwise "empty".

Dont give me ideas snake, first thing she goes for when she make a cuppa Bevs just accused me of fetching a fart into the living room 189864

Guest Sun Apr 25, 2010 9:34 pm

snake plissken wrote:I'm remembering here an epic anecdote that actually went out on a children's TV programme (I'm thinking Ant & Dec for some reason). Something about a father whose party trick when his daughter/son invited friends around was to offer them a biscuit tin that was otherwise "empty".

"I can smell fig rolls but I can't see them..."

Guest Sun Apr 25, 2010 9:36 pm

Bert wrote:
snake plissken wrote:I'm remembering here an epic anecdote that actually went out on a children's TV programme (I'm thinking Ant & Dec for some reason). Something about a father whose party trick when his daughter/son invited friends around was to offer them a biscuit tin that was otherwise "empty".

"I can smell fig rolls but I can't see them..."