one of the joys of getting old is not having to do sex.

morning_glory wrote:

Bert wrote:

If I'm ever thrown out, there's a bed for the night, then. That's another one I need to put in my "Reggie Perrin" book.

People don't look like vacuous bints, MG, they just are. Two minutes of conversation can sort that out (in that you can manage two minutes of conversation).

Always remember a mate of mine (I'd claim this were it me, don't you fucking worry, but credit where due) who was in a lift with someone he worked with and said to me that same day "I was stood there and all I wanted to say to her was 'you are outstanding but once I've fucked you, what do we talk about?' and that was the problem. Great to look at but what the fuck else can I do with it?"

A bit stark, yes, but knowing the bloke as I did, it was contextually hilarious - it would have been the mother of all putdowns from a bloke who was essentially as nice as pie.

I doubt he'd assess you that way, MG.

it was probably the hair and boobs that did it.
some men though dont want to talk after sex.they just want to get ready.
i like men with a SOH. and be laughed into bed.