the demented animal is out in the back-yard again

bounce'bounce.
thud'thud'thump.
ARGH!

FUCKIN UNWANTED KIDS.

MAYBE FATHERING A CABBAGE AINT SO BAD.

I'm confused now. Is this the dog next door or the boy in the front room?

kid next door,
dog next door,
same thing.
kid actually.

Can't poison kids with chocolate Eric.

Actually, I'm supposing you can't. I haven't tested the hypothesis. Trouble is, if you can't, you turn into Willy fucking Wonka. The dog thing is a cert, though.

i suppose that's what defines sink estates.
kids,and dogs,
are just un-wanted pets.