Bev looked rather stunning tonight in the evening sunshine

Had to turn it down because of the away match

dont think much of the bedspread boat.

morning_glory wrote:dont think much of the bedspread boat.

Had to shift the dog off it

very nice boat.
they're not a matching pair,
but nice.

Just stick to tits bert

It's been taken by twat blokes, though. I'd feel like a cabbie in the betting office graffiti-ing the wall of the toilet about how he'd like to knob Debbie, Lisa or Michelle behind the counter. We need a word that doesn't sound like it should stay on the terraces even if they are got out for the lads.

Aesthetically displeasing.

Invent a new one