Two blokes walking down the road...

Dirty Diego wrote:Bloke 1: you're a cunt. You've always been a cunt and you always will be a cunt. Everything about you makes you a cunt, a complete cunt. In fact if you entered a cunt competion you'd come 2nd... Bloke 2: why wouldn't I come 1st?.... Bloke 1: because you're a CUNT!

Dirty Diego wrote:Superman looked through his window and saw superwoman naked On the bed. He thought to himself .'im faster than a speeding bullet. I could be in there and out again before she knew what was happening '. So he did his super thing in a split second and flew off happily.....On the bed superwoman said .'did you hear something.?'. No said the invisible man....but my arse hurts like hell..

Dirty Diego wrote:Superman looked through his window and saw superwoman naked On the bed. He thought to himself .'im faster than a speeding bullet. I could be in there and out again before she knew what was happening '. So he did his super thing in a split second and flew off happily.....On the bed superwoman said .'did you hear something.?'. No said the invisible man....but my arse hurts like hell..