British GP

Doesn't look like much chance of rain which means most likely another Red Bull procession with both of them on the podium with the little spanish cunt Alonso joining them, Button and Massa fighting for 4th.

Di Resta, Maldonado and Kobayashi could make a name for themselves and Hamilton after fucking up again looks like having an hour and half of fuck all reward barring any smashes which are the only chance this has of being interesting.

I am now 3 races down in the Hamilton vs Alonso challenge and at a score a race the little shit is starting to cost me, he's not been the same since he's tried that furry chinstrap as worn by every pikey and burberry wearing chav, he's lost the fucking plot

Let's hope for some major league crashes today...

How could anyone watch fucking 'Vroom Vroom'??

Good question Tone, given the choice of following one of the fastest, most exciting, technologically advanced dangerous sports on the planet or popping down to the beach hut on a grey day for a cup of tea and sneaky look at some doris's bum, you da man

Formula 1 is about as exciting as knitting you wanker.

Tape the first lap, watch it on a loop while putting a pint of piss through a soda stream. Put on a boiler suit covered in small pieces of sellotape.

When you've had enough of the loop, put on a baseball cap, put the piss in a bottle, shake it and spray it indiscriminately around the room.

NotBert wrote:Tape the first lap, watch it on a loop while putting a pint of piss through a soda stream. Put on a boiler suit covered in small pieces of sellotape.

When you've had enough of the loop, put on a baseball cap, put the piss in a bottle, shake it and spray it indiscriminately around the room.

It's a nice wet track and Lewis has made a great start

Abdul Kowalski wrote:It's a nice wet track and Lewis has made a great start

drying up, McLarens flying

Pound up half a cent on the dollar

VROOM VROOM!!

Hamilton has gone from 10th to 3rd and not even a third of the race gone yet, he's now ahead of Alonso which could get me a score back too

Go on Lewis, fuck off Red Bull and crash into the walls

Painted wall in Leek "still a tad sticky"

NotBert wrote:Painted wall in Leek "still a tad sticky"

we need to see a red bull do this again today -

the little spanish cunt has re-taken Lewis

need to see Alonso hit a wall now

Heated argument at chess club - "Coke is not as nice as Pepsi"

Abdul Kowalski wrote:the little spanish cunt has re-taken Lewis

The Armada failed to take Lewis in the 1500s. They ended up going around Ireland instead.

Don't see me bragging about it.

Regards,

Patrick Gomez

Brundle commentating - "Alonso is absolutely on fire here"

unfortunately, he isn't really

all change in the pit stops

red bull fuck up the stops, Alonso in front but Lewis right behind him

c'mon Lewis

Lewis lining up a victim for a crash

Lewis Hamilton has just tweeted "I don't drive this thing, you know, I just have to be here".

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