well,my week is just about over.

back to leering at the dog-walkers.

erixter wrote:back to leering at the dog-wankers.

What?

you should see me in my grubby raincoat.
frizzy hair,
stubbly chin.

erixter wrote:you should see me in my grubby raincoat.
frizzy hair,
stubbly chin.

The last two lines are the dog he's pulling

me?
pull?

wouldn't that be something?

i couldn't pull a whore in a brothel.

how we used to laugh when shouting at rooney every time he had the ball - "you couldn't score in a brothel, you fat cunt"

we're not laughing now

erixter wrote:i couldn't pull a whore in a brothel.

I ACTUALLY failed to score in a brothel once.
Was let in, sat in a waiting room watching porn for 15 minutes and then the maid came in and said there were no girls available for 4 hours!
TRUE!!

Abdul Kowalski wrote:how we used to laugh when shouting at rooney every time he had the ball - "you couldn't score in a brothel, you fat cunt"

we're not laughing now

i'm too old to care,
now.


but that's me,
only not a fat cnut.

Mad Tony wrote:

erixter wrote:i couldn't pull a whore in a brothel.

I ACTUALLY failed to score in a brothel once.
Was let in, sat in a waiting room watching porn for 15 minutes and then the maid came in and said there were no girls available for 4 hours!
TRUE!!

For 14.5 minutes, I'd be looking for a get-out as the service was no longer necessary. Hell yeah.

it occurred to me earlier.

maybe bert thinks i've got one of those toy dogs on wheels,
hidden in the bushes behind my bus-stop.