Would you like to react to this message? Create an account in a few clicks or log in to continue.

Official Juice Jokes Thread

2 posters

Page 1 of 5 1, 2, 3, 4, 5  Next

Go down

Official Juice Jokes Thread Empty Official Juice Jokes Thread

Post  Guest Sat May 01, 2010 7:03 pm

Talk about fucking Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder. I recently came back from a tour of duty in Afghanistan. Having not seen my wife for months I was looking forward to a night of hot passionate sex. Unfortunately she came out of the shower with a towel around her head so I shot her!


Last edited by Dirty Diego on Mon May 03, 2010 11:17 am; edited 1 time in total

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Official Juice Jokes Thread Empty Re: Official Juice Jokes Thread

Post  Guest Sat May 01, 2010 7:04 pm

Official Juice Jokes Thread 189864 Official Juice Jokes Thread 189864 Official Juice Jokes Thread 189864 Official Juice Jokes Thread 189864 Official Juice Jokes Thread 189864 Official Juice Jokes Thread 189864 Official Juice Jokes Thread 189864 Official Juice Jokes Thread 189864 Official Juice Jokes Thread 189864 Official Juice Jokes Thread 189864 Official Juice Jokes Thread 189864

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Official Juice Jokes Thread Empty Re: Official Juice Jokes Thread

Post  Guest Sat May 01, 2010 7:05 pm

Dirty Diego wrote:Talk about fucking Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder. I recently came back from a tour of duty in Afghanistan. Having not seen my wife for months I was looking forward to a night of hot passionate sex. Unfortunately she came out of the shower with a towel around her head so I shot her!

in the cunt i hope.

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Official Juice Jokes Thread Empty Re: Official Juice Jokes Thread

Post  bitofatwat Sat May 01, 2010 7:06 pm

erixter wrote:
Dirty Diego wrote:Talk about fucking Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder. I recently came back from a tour of duty in Afghanistan. Having not seen my wife for months I was looking forward to a night of hot passionate sex. Unfortunately she came out of the shower with a towel around her head so I shot her!

in the cunt i hope.

Official Juice Jokes Thread Throfldata Official Juice Jokes Thread ThrofldataOfficial Juice Jokes Thread ThrofldataOfficial Juice Jokes Thread ThrofldataOfficial Juice Jokes Thread ThrofldataOfficial Juice Jokes Thread ThrofldataOfficial Juice Jokes Thread ThrofldataOfficial Juice Jokes Thread Throfldata
bitofatwat
bitofatwat

Posts : 9479
Join date : 2010-04-17
Age : 63
Location : twatsville Barnsley

Back to top Go down

Official Juice Jokes Thread Empty Re: Official Juice Jokes Thread

Post  Guest Sat May 01, 2010 7:06 pm

Nun goes into confessional and say's to the priest "i'm pregnant" he asks how this could happen and she says "i think it must b the 2nd coming" and the priest shocked by this reply asks "what makes you think it was the 2nd coming" she replied "cos i swallowed the first".

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Official Juice Jokes Thread Empty Re: Official Juice Jokes Thread

Post  Guest Sat May 01, 2010 7:06 pm

erixter wrote:
Dirty Diego wrote:Talk about fucking Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder. I recently came back from a tour of duty in Afghanistan. Having not seen my wife for months I was looking forward to a night of hot passionate sex. Unfortunately she came out of the shower with a towel around her head so I shot her!

in the cunt i hope.

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Official Juice Jokes Thread Empty Re: Official Juice Jokes Thread

Post  Guest Sat May 01, 2010 7:07 pm

Dirty Diego wrote:Nun goes into confessional and say's to the priest "i'm pregnant" he asks how this could happen and she says "i think it must b the 2nd coming" and the priest shocked by this reply asks "what makes you think it was the 2nd coming" she replied "cos i swallowed the first".

affraid affraid affraid affraid affraid affraid

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Official Juice Jokes Thread Empty Re: Official Juice Jokes Thread

Post  bitofatwat Sat May 01, 2010 7:07 pm

Dirty Diego wrote:Nun goes into confessional and say's to the priest "i'm pregnant" he asks how this could happen and she says "i think it must b the 2nd coming" and the priest shocked by this reply asks "what makes you think it was the 2nd coming" she replied "cos i swallowed the first".

Official Juice Jokes Thread ThrofldataOfficial Juice Jokes Thread ThrofldataOfficial Juice Jokes Thread Throfldata
bitofatwat
bitofatwat

Posts : 9479
Join date : 2010-04-17
Age : 63
Location : twatsville Barnsley

Back to top Go down

Official Juice Jokes Thread Empty Re: Official Juice Jokes Thread

Post  Guest Sat May 01, 2010 7:08 pm

I hope Nigeria get Germany in the knockout stages of the world cup. Can you imagine seeing NIG - GER in the corner of the tv screen ..... in South Africa !!.

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Official Juice Jokes Thread Empty Re: Official Juice Jokes Thread

Post  Guest Sat May 01, 2010 7:15 pm

Dirty Diego wrote:I hope Nigeria get Germany in the knockout stages of the world cup. Can you imagine seeing NIG - GER in the corner of the tv screen ..... in South Africa !!.

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Official Juice Jokes Thread Empty Re: Official Juice Jokes Thread

Post  Guest Sat May 01, 2010 7:18 pm

The BNP have just released their election slogan. 'don't unpack, you're going back' .

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Official Juice Jokes Thread Empty Re: Official Juice Jokes Thread

Post  Guest Sat May 01, 2010 7:23 pm

Dirty Diego wrote:The BNP have just released their election slogan. 'don't unpack, you're going back' .

lol! lol! lol! lol!

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Official Juice Jokes Thread Empty Re: Official Juice Jokes Thread

Post  Guest Sat May 01, 2010 7:27 pm

have you fixed that leak dieago

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Official Juice Jokes Thread Empty Re: Official Juice Jokes Thread

Post  Guest Sat May 01, 2010 7:28 pm

Wife in front of mirror " im ugly, my Boobs sag & my arse is fat,cant you give me a compliment" her Husband says "yes your eyesight is fucking spot on...

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Official Juice Jokes Thread Empty Re: Official Juice Jokes Thread

Post  Guest Sat May 01, 2010 7:29 pm

missj wrote:have you fixed that leak dieago

Sort of, mate supposed to be doin it properly this week.

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Official Juice Jokes Thread Empty Re: Official Juice Jokes Thread

Post  Guest Sat May 01, 2010 7:33 pm

Dirty Diego wrote:
missj wrote:have you fixed that leak dieago

Sort of, mate supposed to be doin it properly this week.
cool , cus its gonna rain alot , mabey thunder here Evil or Very Mad Sad

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Official Juice Jokes Thread Empty Re: Official Juice Jokes Thread

Post  Guest Sat May 01, 2010 7:43 pm

It's started pissin down up here Sad

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Official Juice Jokes Thread Empty Re: Official Juice Jokes Thread

Post  Guest Sat May 01, 2010 7:55 pm

i hope you're a long way away DD,
we don't need that shit.

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Official Juice Jokes Thread Empty Re: Official Juice Jokes Thread

Post  bitofatwat Sat May 01, 2010 8:17 pm

Dirty Diego wrote:It's started pissin down up here Sad

There's plenty of room for it DD
bitofatwat
bitofatwat

Posts : 9479
Join date : 2010-04-17
Age : 63
Location : twatsville Barnsley

Back to top Go down

Official Juice Jokes Thread Empty Re: Official Juice Jokes Thread

Post  Guest Sat May 01, 2010 8:19 pm

Some good jokes on this thread

lol! lol!

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Official Juice Jokes Thread Empty Re: Official Juice Jokes Thread

Post  Guest Sat May 01, 2010 10:38 pm

A paki has been found battered to death in Glasgow!
Fuckin Jocks....... They'll deep fry anything..!!

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Official Juice Jokes Thread Empty Re: Official Juice Jokes Thread

Post  bitofatwat Sat May 01, 2010 11:05 pm

Dirty Diego wrote:A paki has been found battered to death in Glasgow!
Fuckin Jocks....... They'll deep fry anything..!!

lol! lol! lol! lol!
bitofatwat
bitofatwat

Posts : 9479
Join date : 2010-04-17
Age : 63
Location : twatsville Barnsley

Back to top Go down

Official Juice Jokes Thread Empty Re: Official Juice Jokes Thread

Post  Guest Sun May 02, 2010 11:56 am

I dont get these Ethiopians & kenyans . . . .
They have no problem with running 26 mile marathons . .
But when it comes to walking 5 miles for clean water, winge winge WINGE!


Last edited by Dirty Diego on Sun May 02, 2010 2:21 pm; edited 1 time in total

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Official Juice Jokes Thread Empty Re: Official Juice Jokes Thread

Post  Guest Sun May 02, 2010 11:58 am

This maths sequence can predict your all time favorite film... Mine was JAWS.I'm not sure how it works, but it does!
Try it without looking at the answers. It works! Remember DON'T PEEK!!!



Pick a number from 1 - 9.

Multiply by 3.

Add 3 to that number.

Multiply by 3 again.

Add the two digits together

3. Oliver

4. Star Wars

5. Forrest Gump

6. Saving Private Ryan

7. Jaws

8. Grease

9. The Joy of Anal Sex with Male Goats & Leather-Clad Gay Boys

10. Mary Poppins

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Official Juice Jokes Thread Empty Re: Official Juice Jokes Thread

Post  Guest Mon May 03, 2010 11:16 am

I've just hung my St George flag out for the World Cup. Not sure if it was offensive to any passing Muslims.
So just to be sure, I wrote 'Allah is a Cunt' on it.

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Official Juice Jokes Thread Empty Re: Official Juice Jokes Thread

Post  Sponsored content


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

Page 1 of 5 1, 2, 3, 4, 5  Next

Back to top

- Similar topics

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum