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Post  Nobby Cheese on Thu Oct 27, 2011 11:20 pm

Here's mine....4-4-2 formation:

Pizza

Mascara
Lambretta
Falsetto
Biro

Caligula
Bontempi
Vivaldi
Salami

Cornetto
Gondola

lol!
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Post  NotBert on Fri Oct 28, 2011 1:07 am

Tone, the disturbing thing is that you could do it with the drugs you've been on historically...

Metro Nidazole

Mesa Lazine
Clarythro Mycin
Lanso Prazole
Predni Solone

Azathi Oprine
Cipro Floxacin
Hu Mira
Code Ine

Flucloxa Cillin
Lope Ramide

I could probably do a solid list of subs as well...
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Post  Nobby Cheese on Fri Oct 28, 2011 1:35 am

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Post  bitofatwat on Fri Oct 28, 2011 11:13 am

Nobby Cheese wrote:
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Post  NotBert on Fri Oct 28, 2011 11:13 pm

My Romanian XI to combat them

Suk Madic

Igor Tajokic
Lar Fitov
Plis Djakmeov
Laivbot Rescu

Dedi Nadic
Puldi Edov
Per Fecpic
Donc Idic

Dasfu Cinric
Vuk Yubic
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Post  Nobby Cheese on Fri Oct 28, 2011 11:14 pm

lol! lol! lol! lol!
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Post  NotBert on Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:50 pm

Actual Brazilian team

Julio Cesar
Roberto Carlos
Carlos Alberto
Roberto Dinamite
Ronaldo
Ronaldinho
Luis Fabiano
Serginho
Walter Casagrande
Fred
Robinho

On the bench
Adriano
Eduardo

Or better

Julius Caesar
Bob Charles
Charlie Albert
Bob Dynamite
Ron
Little Ron
Louis Fabian
Little Sergei
Wally Big House
Fred
Bobby

On the bench
Adrian
Ted
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Post  Nobby Cheese on Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:52 pm

NotBert wrote:
Wally Big House


lol! lol!
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Post  NotBert on Sun May 19, 2013 9:09 pm

I've had a Greek player in my head all day

Sinu Sitis

Mad
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Post  bitofatwat on Sun May 19, 2013 9:12 pm

NotBert wrote:I've had a Greek player in my head all day

Sinu Sitis

Mad

Is it the pollen? driving my eyes nuts lately Mad
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Post  NotBert on Sun May 19, 2013 9:16 pm

No, stock autoimmune response in me, BOAT. Happens a few times a year, usually once quite bad. This is just annoying
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Post  NotBert on Sun May 19, 2013 9:18 pm

Brazil have a bloke called Alan as well

Which is like American parents calling their kids "Scarborough"
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Post  Nobby Cheese on Sat Jun 01, 2013 5:49 pm

Nobby Cheese wrote:Here's mine....4-4-2 formation:

Pizza

Mascara
Lambretta
Falsetto
Biro

Caligula
Bontempi
Vivaldi
Salami

Cornetto
Gondola

lol!
I forgot my subs
Pepperoni, Gigolo, Pannini, Mozzerella and Ducati
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Post  Guest on Sat Jun 01, 2013 6:13 pm

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Post  NotBert on Sat Jun 01, 2013 10:34 pm

Nobby Cheese wrote:
Nobby Cheese wrote:Here's mine....4-4-2 formation:

Pizza

Mascara
Lambretta
Falsetto
Biro

Caligula
Bontempi
Vivaldi
Salami

Cornetto
Gondola

lol!
I forgot my subs
Pepperoni, Gigolo, Pannini, Mozzerella and Ducati

And managed by Fellatio
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Post  Nobby Cheese on Sat Jun 01, 2013 11:36 pm

Who else Bert?
Very Happy
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Post  NotBert on Sat Jun 01, 2013 11:54 pm

As an aside, Tone, I remember Fantasy Football doing an Arsenal Lags XI. It had stocks such as airport briefcase thief David Hillier and comedy driver Tony Adams but it pushed him into midfield. Why? So it could fill in the back line as follows:

Peter Storey (porn smuggling)
Peter Storey (immoral earnings [brothel keeping])
Peter Storey (car theft)
Peter Storey (forgery)

Brilliant
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Post  Guest on Sun Jun 02, 2013 7:02 am

NotBert wrote:
Nobby Cheese wrote:
Nobby Cheese wrote:Here's mine....4-4-2 formation:

Pizza

Mascara
Lambretta
Falsetto
Biro

Caligula
Bontempi
Vivaldi
Salami

Cornetto
Gondola

lol!
I forgot my subs
Pepperoni, Gigolo, Pannini, Mozzerella and Ducati

And managed by Fellatio

Laughing

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Re: Make up an Italian football team

Post  NotBert on Sat Jun 22, 2013 3:39 pm

Rumour has it the Italian back four tonight will have a very unified yet melodic feel...

Spoiler:
Quando
Quando
Quando
Quando
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Post  NotBert on Sat Jun 22, 2013 3:56 pm

And to add to it, Billy Birmingham always did a bit in this vein...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A65433143

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Post  Nobby Cheese on Sat Jun 22, 2013 7:47 pm

lol!lol!lol!
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Post  NotBert on Thu Sep 21, 2017 12:09 am

Football teams who should exist

Perfidious Albion
Dellone Rangers
Elektree City
Iftekidzare United*
Szczitondi Villa


*They will never be defeated
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Post  Nobby Cheese on Thu Sep 21, 2017 7:07 pm

Szczitondi Villa

cheers
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Re: Make up an Italian football team

Post  NotBert on Mon Aug 27, 2018 4:54 pm

Going out in a bit but I thought I'd put a placeholder in:

Players whose names have more vowels than consonants:

Rules:
Name they are known by (so Eddie, not Edward, for example)
"Y" is a consonant

The former England international, now sadly deceased, Ugo Ehiogu has already volunteered for the captaincy.  Ian Ure is in as well.  And in a parody of his entire career, Joe Cole has found himself getting a place.  More later

STOP PRESS: Lou Macari has been in touch and said can he be in this and the thread title side. I remember him well, so I told him to fuck off.
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Post  NotBert on Mon Aug 27, 2018 9:14 pm

So we have

Ugo Ehiogu

Lou Macari, Joe Cole

Ian Ure

Ian Storey-Moore has asked again about the "y".  Told him "no dice". Robbie Earle has been given a ticket, though
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