You don't expect this of Mumsnet...

http://fb.me/1omMV76zc

Tremendous

NotBert wrote:http://fb.me/1omMV76zc

Tremendous

Quality read and find bert. Might try it myself

balia Mon 16-Jan-12 20:28:40
Did someone once say 'I'd rather take it up the arse than go to Centre Parcs'?

WitchOfEndor Mon 16-Jan-12 21:01:38

Does he normally pack lube when you go on holiday? If not then I think he wasn't joking! Do you have a cucumber handy? Tell him you are ok with it as long as he goes first and see if he changes his mind.



MildlyNarkyPuffin Mon 16-Jan-12 21:03:39

Anal sex is one thing , but Centre Parcs????

Leave the bastard.

Thread's moved on. Highlight (apart from Tony's imminent diamond cutter as a raft of women discuss bumsex in open terms on the thread) is this regarding where it comes in Google links:

"Just below is a thread from The Independent "How Centre Parcs Opened My Eyes" along with this piece of text "If it's good enough for Judith Chalmers then it's good enough for us""

I find the topic of anal sex boring .take what you want from that but I only read the first half dozen posts from that thread

That's not the point of the thread, Jonesy.

It'd be the same if the thread was discussing eating at Frankie and Benny's and a husband assumed from that that his wife had a sudden interest in dogging because "Mumsnet says F&Bs has a reputation as a hangout for doggers. And swingers"

Yeah I know still didn't interest me .the main thrust was
Anal

missyj wrote:the main thrust was
Anal

Again, the main thrust was an opportunist husband. Quite where Mumsnet got the reputation from I don't know, but I doubt anyone ever got to root around the bins by saying "well, Mumsnet said..."

NotBert wrote:Again, the main thrust was an opportunist husband. Quite where Mumsnet got the reputation from I don't know, but I doubt anyone ever got to root around the bins by saying "well, Mumsnet said..."