Astrology

Load of bollocks

Typical scepticism of a Capricorn there.

Amusingly, Gemini rising as well which means

Your mobility is such that you are in every place where you are not expected. You spend lots of time asking questions and… answering them. Your curiosity and your quick-wittedness are insatiable. Your mind is in constant turmoil, hopping from one topic to another, solving problems, accumulating anecdotes and knowledge within a short range of time. Your mobility is mostly mental, it takes you afar and turns your daily life into a mosaic of intense and pleasant moments that are not necessarily related to each other: provided things are moving, your neurons are kept busy and you can meet with people, everything is fine!

Fuck me, someone's been watching me in the bath...

With this Ascendant, you come across as nervous, expressive, lively, adaptable, with a good sense of humour, bubbling, playful, sociable, clever, whimsical, independent, intellectual, flexible, ingenious, fanciful, imaginative, charming, cerebral, and you are into everything. You may also be capricious, unfocused, quirky, superficial, indiscreet, opportunist, unmindful, selfish, sarcastic or mercurial.

Fuck me, someone's been watching me in the bath...

nice one nobber.

DESCIBES YOU PERFECTLY BERT

NotBert wrote:Your mobility is such that you are in every place where you are not expected.

"That's where you're at,
running down this hillside baby,
in your hippy hat"

hi'ho silver lining eh?

Indeed, Eric, but a spade can be a digging implement, it seems

and now you've lost me.

are you smoking anything right now.

something exotic perhaps?

Just saying that the first line of the pen picture is a wordy rewrite of the first line of Hi Ho Silver Lining, Eric. A spade isn't always a spade...