a notice on a sheet of A4 at my bus-stop.this is true.wish i could photograph and post it.fuckin brilliant.although the subject matter isn't.

...........IMPORTANT NOTICE...............



did you steal a red mountain bike from wyckley close?

if so.....

i'm comig for you.

i'm spending the next six weeks looking for you.

you have stolen from the wrong guy.

give it back now,
and i won't hunt you down like a dog.

if not...

i will hunt you.

i will find you.

GL.

apparently you can follow this on twitter.
and no,
it's NOT funny
but good luck to him i say.

Empty vessels make the most noise.
Wanker probably couldn't punch his way out of a wet paper bag.

you ARE right about the empty vessels.
but who knows?