sunday morning,the sun is shining,

and i have taurus pear.
5.3% vol.
shweet bruv.
shweet

I have sweet peas, ripening tomatoes and very urgent peppers.

I have an erection and nowhere to put it.

how come,
at 63,
you have erections,
and at 58,
i masturbate,
totally erectionless?
for all your illnesses,
you seem to be in better physical shape than me.

having said that,
i too,
crave female company.

i wonder if there are women out there,
in their 50s,
unattached,
with aching clits,
empty sunday afternoons,
and wanting company.

Nobby Cheese wrote:I have an erection and nowhere to put it.

Steak dinner, Tone, no pressure.

erixter wrote:
and at 58,
i masturbate,
totally erectionless?

what ffs?
and i still blow my balls inside 90 seconds.


just flushing out the old prostate of course.

Nobby Cheese wrote:

What you can't see is me behind the couch blowing him off.

erixter wrote:and i have taurus pear.
5.3% vol.
shweet bruv.
shweet

and now,
my green plastic bottle is almost empty.
farewell old friend.

NotBert wrote:

Nobby Cheese wrote:

What you can't see is me behind the couch blowing him off.

erixter wrote:

NotBert wrote:

Nobby Cheese wrote:

What you can't see is me behind the couch blowing him off.

And you can only see a head going "oh god, I'm coming" there, Eric

and one swallow,
does not,
a summer make.

eh?

sorry 'bout that.
it's the taurus.

Is it wrong that this thread is turning... me... on...

i don't do u2b,
but hey!

whatever.

I know, Eric, and it's a pity you don't.

i'm just too thick for that stuff.

it's all i can do,
to switch on,
and log-in here.
and betfair of course.

erixter wrote:i don't do u2b,
but hey!

whatever.