Adjective order is important

I wanted big boobs, hairy muff, long legs, pretty face.

Got hairy boobs, big legs, long face and the prettiest ladygarden in the world doesn't turn that around.

why the hairy muff?

and the older they get,
the rougher they are on the tongue.

erixter wrote:why the hairy muff?

and the older they get,
the rougher they are on the tongue.

Because then I get hairy boobs in the second line, Eric. FFS, if I have to explain it, I'm going to have to get Tony to laugh for you.

yup.