Caption Contest

"If I look over it from this angle, it reminds me of the day I was sat behind Duncan Goodhew at the match..."

 

So if this is Bikini Bottom you must Sandy be Cheeks?

bitofatwat wrote:So if this is Bikini Bottom you must Sandy be Cheeks?

  

Nobby Cheese wrote:

bitofatwat wrote:So if this is Bikini Bottom you must Sandy be Cheeks?

  

I take it you've never watched spongebob Tone  

No, I haven't.
But one of my sons calls me 'Spongeknob Shitpants'
 

"There's no sailors near?"
"I never said that, I said if anyone is looking over here at my arse and your tits, there'll be semen everywhere"

"I've been stung, can you suck it out"
"It's too late, it's ballooned up already. Can't suck it out but I can strap one one and fuck you instead"

"There are definite perks to being famous" said Michael Bolton today.

Will you stop it with the arse, I'm trying to have a shit here?

             

NotBert wrote:"I've been stung, can you suck it out"
"It's too late, it's ballooned up already. Can't suck it out but I can strap one one and fuck you instead"

  

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