Juicepunters Summer Fayre Games

It's summertime, kids, and as such I thought we should celebrate.

Firstly, I have had the genius idea of having a ducking stool, using a paddling pool I have. Three sponges for a pound and we have a couple of volunteers for the beauty on the seat who gets ducked. Jonesy and She have stepped up and we are most grateful. Not coincidentally, as soon as we finish we'll be having a wet t-shirt competition and maybe a few minutes to, um, rearrange ourselves (the vicar specifically asked for this by asking undiplomatically for a "wanking booth"   )

I might bake a cake or two (possibly with little cherries on top - still stuck on the last thought) but the one game I have currently in hand (none intended) is the "Guess How Much Is In The Bottle?"

I have an empty three litre spirits bottle which I have filled with pennies, twos and fives. I am going to empty it today ideally and I invite you to GUESS THE TOTAL!

In honour of all fairground games, I respect your guesses but there's no chance you'll win because I already have. Meanwhile, Jonesy, She, I have uniforms for you. They aren't anything to do with the games, it's just a private project of mine, no pressure... If you want in, Tone, I've got one for you too. BOAT already has his.

BOAT's uniform:

I shall endeavour to post you a photo of the bottle. Any other photos will be strictly for personal use. I've already told the vicar to back off.

Odd that came out rotated through 90 degrees. Don't be daunted by it, gents, it's not a penis substitute.

Although if it were, it would probably ejaculate about 25p a go...

Did it fucking rain on this fayre or what?

Yet to do the bottle although I barbecued the fuck out of tons of meat at the weekend.

There was £59.17 in the bottle, not counting the rogue 20p piece and the Falkland Islands penny which I'm keeping, as well as a ten cent (euro) coin and a 1 something coin from somewhere that doesn't use Latin script... The bloke on it looks like Bill Gates, though.

Stop searching, it was a Thai baht

Interesting to see that as the bottle is once again at the vinegar strokes, it takes about two years to fill...