Last eight in the Champions League.........

.......Real Madrid, Barcelona, Juventus, Bayern Munich, Atletico Madrid, Monaco, Dortmund and fucking Leicester....The first seven named will all be praying to get the last named team in the draw Friday, that's for sure.

Classic comment from the other half earlier, Tone.

Me: "Leicester, managed of course by the legendary Craig Shakespeare, who I think I saw play for Bury" (it wasn't, it was for Walsall)
Mrs Bert: "Are you sure you didn't play against him..."

Given my career involved a scratch team at University and an archetypal weekend fat bloke fixtures with a retirement (..) at 26 to pursue beer, her and sickness, that was fucking hilarious and we both knew it. Then we both mocked the earnest first line of Pep Guardiola's interview which sounds like he was about to go off on dolphins or something,