An Announcement

I regret to inform you all that I am from this point forward retiring from front line Royal Family life. I am also retiring from international football for every country I qualify and every one I don't. I will not be rowing in the Boat Race this year or any other, I will not be running for the European Parliament and I'm not taking a place in the Greyhound fucking Derby.

The vacant positions are all likely to be filled by Martin O'Neill if the betting is to believed.

End of announcement. Please feel free to respond to real fucking news and ignore this.