I hope Murray wins

he was a nob imo.

an exciting nob.

I never liked Pete Sampras, thought he looked a bit like Fred West

what ever does it for you mg.
total wnkr imo,
but women DO go for that sort thing.

chips,
it made him a few quid.

chips wrote:I never liked Pete Sampras, thought he looked a bit like Fred West

he was too hairy and pulled ugly faces.imo.

erixter wrote:what ever does it for you mg.
total wnkr imo,
but women DO go for that sort thing.

chips,
it made him a few quid.

I didn't fancy him, I just thought he was exciting to watch.

you don't like hair?
okay.

Forever amazed that after about ten minutes and a box of wipes, I always notice the Gucci bag in this shot



Why have I just updated this? I've just seen Judy Murray on the telly and I was somewhere between wanting to punch her face in and slipping her a length.    I think I might have a low-lying infection.

That or Jonesy egging me on in the heat has got my blood up.   

In five years since this thread began, Murray's learnt how to win, Federer is still fucking magic and Serena is in an advert for something, I know not what but I'll pull arm and cock muscles watching it...

SERENA IS A FUCKING BLOKE MATE!!

Then I'll suck her cock dry, Tone. I maintain that she beats any historical tennis lesbians by simply bouncing the girls around and distracting them.

Steffi Graf used to get grief for her beak, Tone. Fuck that, people give Rebecca Adlington grief for hers as well and as far as I'm concerned, I'd watch them both wrestle in mud for about 10 seconds at whoch point it'd go off on its own. I maintain, however, on a tennis note rather than a my-going-off-in-seconds point, that Graf had the finest pins in sport, ever (and a fantastic rack that you didn't notice for watching her arserial region). And if I can have Serena as a bloke, I'd have as the fourth Sania Mirza for the mixed doubles.

Well I'm going to have to think about Moira Stewart for a bit now. No wonder those line judges stand there bent double with their hands on their knees - it's like that bloke on the Fast Show - "Oh, I've just come".

NotBert wrote:Then I'll suck her cock dry, Tone.

Tone, every time I click on this page, the first thing I see is my earlier photo of Serena's lovelies.

Oh yes

NotBert wrote:Forever amazed that after about ten minutes and a box of wipes, I always notice the Gucci bag in this shot



Why have I just updated this?  I've just seen Judy Murray on the telly and I was somewhere between wanting to punch her face in and slipping her a length.     I think I might have a low-lying infection.

Incidentally, on the Judy Murray thing, TheBig_Sam on Twitter had this to say...

notBigSam ‏@TheBig_Sam Jul 10

Sexually, Judy Murray is at her very best when she's in a bad mood. Lucky is the man that feasts on her truculent flesh tonight.

I must add therefore that I am not he

If anyone wants to be taken seriously, Tone, they'd do well when making videos to not rely on standard English admin fucking up a simple flag-raising task as some sort of omen like it's Delphi.

To coin an old one, bloke or not, I'd fuck it.

NotBert wrote:
To coin an old one, bloke or not, I'd fuck it.

Her boobs are real, Tone. I'll navigate the rest as I get to it...