well,,,,,,

good day to you all.

Morning Eric, how goes it?

hello DD,
not bad mate.
you?

All good mate cheers. First day back at work tho today after 2 weeks of being a lazy cunt!
Is that lard arse son of yours pulling his weight yet? (No pun intended!)

DD,
there's gonna be a time when mummy can't take care of things for him,
and he'll have some growing up to do.

nah,
he's dead-head mate.

the light's on,
but no-ones at home.