the things people say..

While on hols and looking for a present for my daughter I overheard the following.
A mother was saying really loudly to her 8/9 y old daughter.
I've fuckin told you, every black man isnt your dad.for fucks sake.I dont care mum ( saying this to her own mother) its every time we see a black man she points and says 'is he my dad'? How could a man about 6'3 be your dad.your dad is 5ft 8.Now fuckin stop it, it gets me mad.

the lady who was serving said to me with a wry smile, the things you hear,I replied I thought you'de got Jeremy Kyle on.Some people have no shame.

Would be spectacular if the kid now walks around and holds up a tape measure to every black man she sees (in a manner of speaking).

"5ft 9. Close but no cigar. 6ft. Sorry, not you. 5ft 8. Oooh, can you try on this glass slipper?"

Bert wrote:Would be spectacular if the kid now walks around and holds up a tape measure to every black man she sees (in a manner of speaking).

"5ft 9. Close but no cigar. 6ft. Sorry, not you. 5ft 8. Oooh, can you try on this glass slipper?"

lol im wondering if the mother has a colour chart to match the dad up.