fkn radiator playing up now.

only getting hot at the bottom,

i know,
just turn the screw on the side.

yeah right.

Not got a key to do that, Eric?

Always find the experience of bleeding a radiator quite unnerving. Somewhere along the line, water is going to fizz out and the suspense and potential scald prospects are agonising.

Doesn't help that it sounds like the fuse on a cartoon bomb either

not for me bert.

I have to do most of the DIY.Its the worst part of being single

I spent the day shaping 12mm plywood and securing it to the bathroom floor, followed by getting the kids to PVA bond it with me.

Tile when dry. Being single has nick all to do with it, MG, but (yes, you know what's coming) if you want to tighten my nuts or let me fiddle with your tappets get Chips, Sheila, MJ along and we can all have a go of my shifting spanner as well.

If you stopped giving me feedlines, I'd stop biting (make your own up, I'm spent )

bert is right.
but then,
if mg was attached,
it would have to be to a d.i.y-man eh?
i wouldn't be much use then.

if he couldnt do DIY then he should be tall. i have trouble reaching things.

oh dear.


and i'm neither dark nor handsome.

and im not young and attractive

morning_glory wrote:and im not young and attractive

says who?

compared to me,
you're young.

and attractive?
compared to some,
wanna bet?

it's all relative mg.

im no spring chicken and way past my prime.
how old is your wife.

45,
i think.

going on 84.

mg,
who needs prime?
it's fuckin hard work.

a hug,
and a feel of those sagging tits,
on a cold night,
y'know?

erixter wrote:45,
i think.

going on 84.

is that all, im way older.

erixter wrote:mg,
who needs prime?
it's fuckin hard work.

a hug,
and a feel of those sagging tits,
on a cold night,
y'know?

make the first move

well,
you'd do for me.

maybe.

if only you could see me.

i'm a loser mg.

join the fuckin club.

you'll do mg.
you'll do.