ABKO

you're a londoner aren't you?

could be

okay.

south london, work in the middle

do you mind my asking your age?
ish.

35-ish

okay.

abko is a good egg imo.
wouldn't mind buying him a pint.

who knows?

yeah i reckon a few on here would get in real life.

mg,
non comprende

get on well i meant to say

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,
maybe.

i think you were right first time, probably everyone on here gets in real life

the other place, plenty don't get in real life at all, imo

like me,
this IS their life.

nah, you have a job which means you have to go out and interact and work with people to support yourself and others

the other place i'm convinced some of them don't even go to the post office once a fortnight

lucky them.
i hate people,
and interaction appals me.

ABKO,
i don't hate people.
they're just so shitty most of the time,
never fail to disappoint and or disgust me.

i have no right to say that,
really,
but that's how i am.

morning_glory wrote:yeah i reckon a few on here would get in real life.

If we ever met, we'd both be naked in about fifteen seconds

Spoiler:

bert. the only person who ide get naked with now is a blind man who has no feeling in his hands

morning_glory wrote:bert. the only person who ide get naked with now is a blind man who has no feeling in his hands

So I was right about only me, then. Meanwhile, from that post, if you want to blindfold me and tie me up, just ask.

I'd probably say no, but at the same time, I'd have to think about it. As long as you're not inserting anything, we have suitable codewords and we can decide beforehand whether to film it... Chips has already agreed to operate the camera and Sheila is sourcing flights.

Spoiler:

ide make the refreshments, my sex siren days are behind me.

you seem like me mg.

i don't want all that hot,sweaty,smelly,steamy stuff nowadays.

would be nice just to go to bed,
and have a kiss'n a cuddle sometimes though.

y'know?

i can ubderstand that.I dont mind the steamy stuff etc.its getting there I cant be bothered with.finding a bloke, is he ok, where, when, will it last etc etc. nahh

well that counts me out,
my steamy aspirations have long gone.

and that's the man's worry,
not measuring up,
and i don't mean nob-size.

morning_glory wrote:ide make the refreshments, my sex siren days are behind me.

Way, way too easy...