Membership Application

morning_glory wrote:you can, if you see my arse. according to fresh anyway.

kids.

he isnt a fuckin kid though, hes 20 fuckin 7.

AND I HOPE HES READING THIS.

morning_glory wrote:you can, if you see my arse. according to fresh anyway.

Stop it now, I only have so many pairs of pants...

morning_glory wrote:he isnt a fuckin kid though, hes 20 fuckin 7.


AND I HOPE HES READING THIS.

yeah,

20 fuckin 7.

with a mental age of 13,

and the I.Q. of a pea.

Current guests in Wisbech and Manchester.

We've never been so popular

pity a few don't register.

Guest cant see a thing eric

i know.
probably for the best.

Could be our posters signing in, tbh, but it was Wisbech that struck me, only because it's so obscure

Bert wrote:Could be our posters signing in, tbh, but it was Wisbech that struck me, only because it's so obscure

I show up in different places sometimes but i'm sat here on the outskirts of Barnsley every post

Wisbech having servers, though? I didn't think they had electricity, running water, glass even

Bert wrote:Wisbech having servers, though? I didn't think they had electricity, running water, glass even

It's a shithole, I can confirm that.

morning_glory wrote:lol
I do swear a lot in real life though if Im with someone who doesn't then I dont.strangely.

I'm getting told off at darts now, the captain is now hitting me as she doesn't like it when i snarl 'cunt' every time i miss a finish or big score, i can't stop myself now and it's getting me funny looks at away matches, i think i caught it at the other place

sooner or later one of the wanker gang will join up under a name of someone who boat/the forum wouldn't mind joining here in the hope he'll auto-accept them, it's just a matter of time

trouble with getting more members is,
like the other place,
you're gonna get some shit,
but unlike the other place,
you HAVE to deal with it.
can't just look the other way.

maintain certain standards,
y'know?

Abdul Kowalski wrote:

morning_glory wrote:lol
I do swear a lot in real life though if Im with someone who doesn't then I dont.strangely.

I'm getting told off at darts now, the captain is now hitting me as she doesn't like it when i snarl 'cunt' every time i miss a finish or big score, i can't stop myself now and it's getting me funny looks at away matches, i think i caught it at the other place

sooner or later one of the wanker gang will join up under a name of someone who boat/the forum wouldn't mind joining here in the hope he'll auto-accept them, it's just a matter of time

We'd know, Abdul. And it's been done...

Bert wrote:

Abdul Kowalski wrote:

morning_glory wrote:lol
I do swear a lot in real life though if Im with someone who doesn't then I dont.strangely.

I'm getting told off at darts now, the captain is now hitting me as she doesn't like it when i snarl 'cunt' every time i miss a finish or big score, i can't stop myself now and it's getting me funny looks at away matches, i think i caught it at the other place

sooner or later one of the wanker gang will join up under a name of someone who boat/the forum wouldn't mind joining here in the hope he'll auto-accept them, it's just a matter of time

We'd know, Abdul. And it's been done...

The infamous signature tune, now were did it go.

Is it not on the "images" thread, BOAT?

Bert wrote:Current guests in Wisbech and Manchester.

We've never been so popular

My Dad used to go fishing in Wisbech
My great great Grandad died in a swimming accident aged 30 in 1900 in Wisbech.

MG, the fact aside that we all want to see the shots of you in the knack, I reckon men flock to you out of curiosity - we do love a mystery wrapped in an enigma coated in a riddle. Example: I reckon I could put up some nonsense about Tripoli and you'd come back with "in the 70s, I ran through a blockade on Tripoli to deliver guns to the Berbers - I met one of my husbands there - an Adonis who I destroyed sexually for all other women, leaving him a broken husk in the desert when I returned. To Wisbech."

Who wouldn't want a piece of that? That and I reckon you'd be tolerant of my frequent erectile dysfunction satyriasis...

Like I said, MG, we should take this show on the road. You'd have little problem resisting me, I'll take bromide, full houses from Inverness to Ipswich - lovely

Bert wrote: I reckon you'd be tolerant of my frequent erectile dysfunction satyriasis...