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[Guest]

It's like Grandad on Only Fools and Horses

"So there I was, a friend invite on Facebook who has two friends in common with me, a fit lass named Amy. So I clicked to accept her friend request when I remembered - I'm not even ON fucking Facebook".

[Guest]

Apparently I might have won a Mini Cooper. I get to choose the model.

In Spanish.

[Guest]

Sorry, her name was Jane.

Although you would...

[Guest]

Apple Mac Book now. The hits just keep on coming.

[Guest]

Now there is an Amy. That Jane earlier suddenly changed image multiply as well. And none were as downright a sack of sex as the first one was. Made me want to join Facebook and fiddle with her, it did...

(Please note: I will never join Facebook. I will continue to fiddle, though. Just with myself... um, that sounds wrong. Mind you, I'm comfortable with it. Anyone wants to help me out, you know where I am. MG, this means you, but I'm content to experiment. I should stop now, dirty, dirty, dirty but I'm still typing and Lord help me I know, I've pointed it out and I just don't want to stop.)

and so on.

[Guest]

See, Eric agrees with me. Jane - bag of horn. Amy - snotty bitch

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