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Richie Blackmore for PM

PM me and I'll give you some deep purple...

That's obscene but too good a line to go to waste...

Bert wrote:PM me and I'll give you some deep purple...




That's obscene but too good a line to go to waste...

Anyone else would tell me that's too much, to tone it down, behave, Eric.

MG will just look at me and tell me that she doubts it, casting aspersions about my tiny mammoth penis.

you have to treat men like chldren.and do ths a lot

morning_glory wrote:you have to treat men like chldren.and do ths a lot

i'm afraid a lot of women think like that.

a very well worn saying is "he can't help it,he's only a man".

i've over heard that in female convos.

Bert wrote:Anyone else would tell me that's too much, to tone it down, behave, Eric.

MG will just look at me and tell me that she doubts it, casting aspersions about my tiny mammoth penis.

morning_glory wrote:you have to treat men like chldren.and do ths a lot

Did I not say that above?

MG, if you want me to make you roll your eyes, we're on to the mammoth tiny sorry, mammoth, right first time, penis thing again.

We'd be a world-beating double act but for the sexual fireworks. Well, I thought they were a good idea, but the cock burns put me off ultimately. She didn't have to laugh that much...

you probably did Bert.But im more direct.