the 40 year old student

Guest Tue Dec 21, 2010 12:39 pm

when asked who he was in court replied "i'm the crossbow cannibal" and when arrested by police he told them "i'm osama bin laden, i've killed loads i have and eaten some of them, that's part of the magic"

after this and previous jail terms for knifing someone and previously being assessed at rampton spaz-hos, just what does someone have to do to be announced too mental to plead?

apparently bradford uni let him in to do a ph.d in killing people on the basis he did a degree in psychology at leeds before, top stuff

bitofatwat Tue Dec 21, 2010 1:43 pm

Abdul Kowalski wrote:when asked who he was in court replied "i'm the crossbow cannibal" and when arrested by police he told them "i'm osama bin laden, i've killed loads i have and eaten some of them, that's part of the magic"

after this and previous jail terms for knifing someone and previously being assessed at rampton spaz-hos, just what does someone have to do to be announced too mental to plead?

apparently bradford uni let him in to do a ph.d in killing people on the basis he did a degree in psychology at leeds before, top stuff

Colleges and Uni's is all about bums on seats abdul, but agree about him being a nutter they never spotted

Guest Tue Dec 21, 2010 11:35 pm

Ph.D is no indicator of "mental or not", though. Look at Dennis Nilsen. Managerial grade at a Job Centre by day, murderer and dismemberer of young men by night.

"Mr Nilsen, the claimant is seeking a crisis loan to see him over the weekend."
"Send him through, Joan, I'll see he doesn't have to worry about getting past the weekend."

Guest Wed Dec 22, 2010 7:56 pm

I am 40. I am a student. Embarassed

Guest Wed Dec 22, 2010 7:59 pm

what's in your fridge Question

morning_glory Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:08 pm

he has too much time on his hands,when i was a student at 40 we hadnt time for all that nonesense, like having sex.

Guest Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:19 am

morning_glory wrote:he has too much time on his hands,when i was a student at 40 we hadnt time for all that nonesense, like having sex.

Like having sex too, what's that got to do with it? Razz

morning_glory Thu Dec 23, 2010 3:13 pm

No time.
when we were being shown round the Uni I knew where every bar was.But I didnt know where the library was and I didnt know what the stacks were until about 3 month later Neutral

and I never used the bar once, no time. Sad

Guest Fri Dec 24, 2010 2:46 pm

Abdul Kowalski wrote:what's in your fridge

4 bottles of wine, smoked salmon, quiche, breaded prawns, sausage rolls, indian starter selection, duck spring rolls, milk, cheese, bacon, eggs, butter, limes, jam, beer, 3 boxes king prawns, a leek, coleslaw.

Guest Fri Dec 24, 2010 6:05 pm

chips wrote:
Abdul Kowalski wrote:what's in your fridge

4 bottles of wine, smoked salmon, quiche, breaded prawns, sausage rolls, indian starter selection, duck spring rolls, milk, cheese, bacon, eggs, butter, limes, jam, beer, 3 boxes king prawns, a leek, coleslaw.

Order of consumption of the 18 items
(1) Wine
(2&3) Prawns breaded and king
...
(16,17&18) Lime coleslaw avec poireau

Guest Fri Dec 24, 2010 7:32 pm

The limes are for the brandy that's not in the fridge Twisted Evil

Guest Fri Dec 24, 2010 7:50 pm

No invite, I see? Razz

Not venturing northwards this year, Chips?

Guest Fri Dec 24, 2010 8:35 pm

Nah going Mum's tomorrow, just down the road. You staying at home? Going up to the inlaws at the end of January Smile

Guest Fri Dec 24, 2010 9:59 pm

Usual here, visiting the family, Jolly Christmas Postman, Noradsanta and threats of no gifts because he's already made European landfall and you're still awake

One day a year there's no worries in them getting to sleep... Laughing

Guest Fri Dec 24, 2010 10:58 pm

Have a good one, all the best to you and family. Oh and I've been tracking Santa on NORAD, told Michael he needs to go bed soon or no presents (no that's not my son Wink

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Guest Sat Dec 25, 2010 12:39 am

You too, Chips - hope it's seamless and goes off with a minimum of fuss. What I'd wish for myself in fact Very Happy

Have to admit I do have a hankering for your prawns, btw - one of my (real) weaknesses. I'll probably go out first opportunity now and buy a bag of fresh, shells on. Staggy will be with me on this... Mind you, tomorrow is the one day of the year I outright look forward to a roast as well. Pies, pudding, sprouts, turkey, I might actually be the only person I know who revels in the complete Christmas menu.

Big fella's been, meanwhile. Carrot's gone, rum's gone and the pie has gone and there are some bloody big bags in the front room...

As it's Christmas, I'll spare the innuendo open goal in your line about Michael and presents. I reckon you did that just for me anyway... Laughing

Guest Sat Dec 25, 2010 9:00 am

All the best cheers

bitofatwat Sat Dec 25, 2010 10:59 am

chips wrote:All the best

morning_glory Sat Dec 25, 2010 10:48 pm

Myfriends 3 yr old wouldnt come away frm the window because she could see Father Christmas on his sleigh.Her mother didnt like saying it was the police helicopter.

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