Re: Do the ads follow you around?

Guest Sun Jan 30, 2011 5:04 am

Nobby Cheese wrote:Mine are all for Spanish sex sites!

Are they like Spanish building sites only with cocks?

Guest Sun Jan 30, 2011 5:07 am

Abdul Kowalski wrote:it's nothing to be ashamed of, you're all consenting adults

mg is looking for some cushion covers and tile grout, bert is getting tips on middle aged dating so he can ~~buy~~ pull a sexy eastern european ~~tart~~ bride and tony is into weird spanish donkey sex

Fuck me, Abdul, if I were looking to get my nuts felt by someone whose surname looks like Andy Capp's speech balloons when he's asleep and getting my cock out to the tune o the Ukrainian national anthem, do you think I'd not be bragging about it on here?

It'd be all I could do to stop me getting a webcam on it

Guest Sun Jan 30, 2011 11:49 am

Ski holidays this morning.

I think it's Abdul, taking the piss...

Guest Sun Jan 30, 2011 11:56 am

Single Dating
Just Christian Dating
UK Christian Dating

Those three fail on so many levels.

Guest Sun Jan 30, 2011 11:57 am

Bert wrote:Five of the six one-line Google ads have been:

Sexy Polish Ladies
Single Ukrainian Ladies
UK Christian Dating
Over 40s Dating
Over 50s Dating

In order:
"I'm off back to Warsaw unless I can find a bloke to share the burden of this cunting cuts country"
"We're not in the EU. I'm a bit of a munter, but for a visa and settlement, you can fuck me and I'll make some borscht"
"Although we are God's chosen people, we are invariably hideous and need matching like zoo pandas"
"Affairs, please. Not fussy."
"I don't want to die alone"

yep.
me to.

morning_glory Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:04 pm

I have become very boring of late.

Guest Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:22 pm

morning_glory wrote:I have become very boring of late.

morning_glory Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:50 pm

Nobby Cheese wrote:
morning_glory wrote:I have become very boring of late.

I know I have.I even had to correct Abdul on what I was browsing for on B&Q Neutral

Guest Sun Feb 13, 2011 10:47 pm

"Lesbian UK" tonight.

I don't mind if I'd been in the vicinity, but not guilty, M'Lud

Guest Sun Feb 13, 2011 11:32 pm

WHO THE FUCK DO THEY THINK I AM?

Single Online Dating Chat With Smart Singles Online Now! 100% Free. No Charges - Never, Ever www.Oasis.com
Lesbian UK Find a cool Lady now, search over 5 million members for Free! www.DatingDirect.com/Lesbian_Dating
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Dusty Springfield's no longer with us, after all

bitofatwat Sun Feb 13, 2011 11:33 pm

i use ad bloc for firefox, dont see them bert. Razz

Guest Sun Feb 13, 2011 11:33 pm

Mine are all in Spanish
Neutral

bitofatwat Sun Feb 13, 2011 11:37 pm

http://adblockplus.org/en/

Guest Sun Feb 13, 2011 11:46 pm

Nobby Cheese wrote:Mine are all in Spanish

Sólo
Lesbiana
Edad mas que 40 años

Would be funny just to see if they think you are in fact a bloke who is a lesbian.

Guest Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:11 pm

morning_glory wrote:how could the internet make me money? any ideas?

Christ, how did I miss this? Girls out, webcam MG. Not one to advise this normally but you owe it the world...

Meanwhile today:
Coupons & Discounts Join Now & Save Up To 90% On Spas Restaurants, And Family Activities! www.kgbdeals.co.uk
Top Free Dating Site. The leader of dating sites invites you to taste forbidden fruits! www.Shagaholic.com
Want Monster Drives? This 1 Simple Trick will Add 30 Yards. Watch Free Video Now! www.PerfectConnectionGolfSwing

Savings coupons, a site for dating whose motives I consider are suspect given the address and how to improve my untried golfing skills? Hmmm... short of offering me skiing trips, it's getting a bit more erratic.

No, erratic.

Guest Fri Feb 18, 2011 6:56 pm

Beautiful Chinese women now. Nice to know I'm diversifying from my apparent previous Eastern European fixation.

Oh, and OpenOffice.org. Which I have on my netbook and have had for some considerable time...

Guest Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:41 pm

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Single Ukraine Ladies Ukrainian girls and women are looking for dating with foreign men www.online-dating-ukraine.com
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Free Chatrooms w/Video Download Free & Chat About All Your Interests. Explore 5000+ Chatrooms! Paltalk.com
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Single thai girls Girls and women from Thailand searching for love www.ThaiKisses.com

Guest Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:46 am

Students! En suite rooms and flats in Bristol.

Now they're taking the piss. Unless Kit broke into the house last night and started playing with my mind by hacking into my PC and seeking out affordable rents at a great personal saving to the young adult in me.

Easy punchline there for anyone who wants to take it on

Guest Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:50 am

Yes, kindle and Florida holidays bounce

Guest Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:51 am

http://www.google.com/ads/preferences/view

This is what does it, oddly it KNOWS I am female What a Face

Guest Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:54 am

Pretty certain I'd opted out of that tbh, Chips - only because I remember way back in the mists of time that both Mrs Bert and I were plagued by emails from "your Janita!" who had addresses all over the world and yet seems to find our back bedroom disturbingly frequently.

missyj Sun Feb 20, 2011 11:42 am

the ads know im going to liverpool Evil or Very Mad

i already have a hotel booked tyvm ,, cant you get rid boat? i know cat knows how

Guest Sun Feb 20, 2011 2:02 pm

missyj wrote:the ads know im going to liverpool i already have a hotel booked tyvm ,, cant you get rid boat? i know cat knows how

Book as follows:
Thistle 6/4
Campanile 9/4
Radisson 3/1
Malmaison 4/1
Crowne Plaza 6/1

The above is contingent on Jonesy going the Summer Pops at the Echo Arena... Laughing

missyj Sun Feb 20, 2011 5:46 pm

im going to base2stay

Guest Sun Feb 20, 2011 6:56 pm

Jonesy the trendsetter Razz

It's only been open ten minutes... Laughing

Looks decent, though - you're right in the middle of everything up-and-coming as well

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