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Guest Sun Jan 09, 2011 1:23 am

"And you know what, I still have that bear suit"

Bert, 2011

NotBert Sun Nov 20, 2011 11:52 pm

I'm, putting on my top hat...
tying up my white tie...
brushing off my tails

One of you boys is in for a lucky night...

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NotBert Sun Nov 20, 2011 11:54 pm

The Punters Place Touring Party received an unexpected reception of groupies

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NotBert Sun Nov 20, 2011 11:57 pm

Spot The Ball Competition 2714
Game - Allies v Axis
Venue - Berlin 1942
Conditions - Good Night For Bombers, Little Wind

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NotBert Mon Nov 21, 2011 12:00 am

"YOU CAN ALL SEE WHY I'M STANDING RIGHT HERE BEFORE YOU TODAY"

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Guest Mon Nov 21, 2011 12:04 am

NotBert Mon Nov 21, 2011 12:05 am

MOM, DAD, THAT'S FOR THE GLASSES. I HOPE THE SCHOOL BUM YOU ROTTEN.

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NotBert Mon Nov 21, 2011 12:12 am

I'm a millionaire playboy and I'm on for a threesome with two hot bitches, one a former Spice Girl
Tweeted from my BlackBerry

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Guest Mon Nov 21, 2011 12:19 am

NotBert wrote:I'm a millionaire playboy and I'm on for a threesome with two hot bitches, one a former Spice Girl
Tweeted from my BlackBerry

NotBert Mon Nov 21, 2011 12:21 am

WHAT NEXT FOR BERLUSCONI?

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Guest Mon Nov 21, 2011 12:39 am

bitofatwat Mon Nov 21, 2011 11:56 am

The magic of bert lol!

NotBert Sat Nov 26, 2011 1:35 am

MENTOS REDUCE SIZE OF SERIF ON "G" TO ATTRACT LESSER FORUM CHUMBUMS. PAUL BUYS JOB LOT

Note the minty serif...
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And the salty reduction...
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Guest Sat Nov 26, 2011 12:57 pm

I don't get it.
Shocked

NotBert Sat Nov 26, 2011 4:03 pm

You have to see the package on the shop shelf, Tone. I don't care what Mentos says, they've made the word look ambiguously like "cum".

Very popular with the ladies and men in cravats, strangely

NotBert Sat Nov 26, 2011 4:11 pm

NO, WRIGLEY'S EXTRA ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH. I'LL NOT FIND A "BRIDGE PARTNER" AT THE CLUB TONIGHT NOW

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I'M SORRY, DANVERS, I DON'T SWING THAT WAY, NEVER MIND "THREESOME". AND NO, I WOULDN'T LIKE SOME OF YOUR SPECIAL CHEWING TOBACCO. BARCELONA FULL BANK JOB, THOUGH

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