I won £65 on a fruit machine in Benidorm!

I NEVER play fruit machicnes but the wife was dying for a piss and as we passed this arcade I noticed a toilet in there...I told her I'd go in and put a Euro one of the machines while she went and I was on the last spin of 5 goes and 3 diamonds came in. I saw the 80.00 light up but thought it was 8 Euros. I pressed 'collect' and nearly died when 80 one Euro coins came out!!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha !!

good on yer.

i bet that made a fkn noise.

you'll be walking with a lean now then.

that's quite a pocket-full.

all broke football players who play fruit machines in spain end up broke

I've never won a fucking penny on one in my life!!
Mind you, as I say, I never play them....must have been the first time in 25 years!

Abdul Kowalski wrote:all broke football players who play fruit machines in spain end up broke

Mad Tony wrote:I NEVER play fruit machicnes but the wife was dying for a piss and as we passed this arcade I noticed a toilet in there...I told her I'd go in and put a Euro one of the machines while she went and I was on the last spin of 5 goes and 3 diamonds came in. I saw the 80.00 light up but thought it was 8 Euros. I pressed 'collect' and nearly died when 80 one Euro coins came out!!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha !!

nice one mate

though, if your wife's anything like mine, she'll be claiming that for herself and it'll go towards a new handbag or such nonsense.

if he told her he deserves to lose it

She spent 40 Euros of it in a clothes shop inside 15 minutes!!

Abdul Kowalski wrote:if he told her he deserves to lose it

She came out of the bog while I was still scooping it out!

Mad Tony wrote:She spent 40 Euros of it in a clothes shop inside 15 minutes!!

nice one tony

Mad Tony wrote:I NEVER play fruit machicnes but the wife was dying for a piss and as we passed this arcade I noticed a toilet in there...I told her I'd go in and put a Euro one of the machines while she went and I was on the last spin of 5 goes and 3 diamonds came in. I saw the 80.00 light up but thought it was 8 Euros. I pressed 'collect' and nearly died when 80 one Euro coins came out!!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha !!

All slot players die broke

except brad and some other wanker i can't remember on cuntersplace who swore by this photocopied pamphlet they'd bought that promised a weekly wage of 'faaasends'

Abdul Kowalski wrote:except brad and some other wanker i can't remember on cuntersplace who swore by this photocopied pamphlet they'd bought that promised a weekly wage of 'faaasends'

Mr Nice

was it him?

he was the poorest drug dealing pro gambler i've ever seen

Abdul Kowalski wrote:was it him?

he was the poorest drug dealing pro gambler i've ever seen

That was the fella