Wait for it....................

Mad Tony wrote:

Free wi fi as well

You have a lovely garden, Tony

why is tony's pic on the wall
is that tony's wife

morning_glory wrote:why is tony's pic on the wall
is that tony's wife

Its the lady next door, Tony is paying her for use of her wi fi

so hes playing away ?

TBH, I'm not overly impressed by the surgeon's work

morning_glory wrote:so hes playing away ?

The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty in 1996

Mad Tony wrote:

morning_glory wrote:so hes playing away ?

The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty in 1996

Mad Tony wrote:

morning_glory wrote:so hes playing away ?

The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty in 1996

And she loved it, the dirty bitch. She's a broad-minded harbour chick

The nearest I get to a bird these days is when we have chicken for dinner.
Last time i got my leg over Ted Heath was Prime Minister.

Mad Tony wrote:The nearest I get to a bird these days is when we have chicken for dinner.
Last time i got my leg over Ted Heath was Prime Minister.

You're a chicken-fucking dead bachelor shagger, Tony?

Spoiler:

Is it down to your heart condition and medications Tony, or have you just gone off it?

Can you still have a leisurely wank?

bitofatwat wrote:Is it down to your heart condition and medications Tony, or have you just gone off it?

Can you still have a leisurely wank?

Get off my patch, BOAT.

Tony, like I said, steak dinner, no pressure

Bert wrote:

bitofatwat wrote:Is it down to your heart condition and medications Tony, or have you just gone off it?

Can you still have a leisurely wank?

Get off my patch, BOAT.

Tony, like I said, steak dinner, no pressure

bitofatwat wrote:Is it down to your heart condition and medications Tony, or have you just gone off it?

Can you still have a leisurely wank?

The old woman lost interest ages ago....I can't be bothered with the grief of a bit on the side, besides, my wife doesn't deserve that.
Of course I can wank....thing is, It knocks me out these days!!
Feels like I've run a marathon.