Woman, 26, 'poses as man for nine years to trick TWO women into having sexual relations'

A woman today denied tricking two women into sexual intimacy by pretending to be a man.
In an elaborate ruse, Samantha Brooks, 26, is accused of posing as a man called Lee Brooks in order to have sexual contact with them.
This went on for eight years with one woman and then eight months with the other, it is claimed.
She is even alleged to have proposed to one woman.
Brooks faces two charges of obtaining sexual contact by fraud, which are broken down into various subsections, the High Court in Glasgow heard today.
The charge alleges that she pretended to each woman that she suffered from testicular cancer and that they could not therefore handle her penis, in an attempt to induce each to believe that she had a penis.
It alleges she tried to hide her breasts from the women by telling one that she had suffered burns on her back and needed to wear bandages around the chest area.
She allegedly told the other that she had suffered a stab wound to the torso which meant she had to wear bandages and clingfilm around the chest.
Brooks is accused of placing a condom on an object she purported to be her penis and using it to obtain sexual intimacy with both women, which she knew they would not otherwise consent to.
It is also alleged that she bathed in the presence of each woman but used bubblebath to conceal her body.
She is also said to have urinated standing up, and refused to remove upper clothing in front of them in an attempt to conceal her breasts.
The offences involving the first woman are alleged to have happened on various occasions between January 1, 2001 and December 31, 2009 in Perthshire and London.
With the second they allegedly took place in Perthshire and London between February 1, 2010 and September 20, 2010.
Brooks also faces a charge of assaulting one woman on various occasions between January 1, 2005 and December 31, 2006.
The fourth charge is that she assaulted the second woman on various occasions between July 1, 2010 and July 31, 2010.
Brooks pleaded not guilty to all four charges.
Lord Bannatyne adjourned the case until February 9 at the High Court in Edinburgh.

Eight years? She's better than David Blaine.

how the hell did 2 people believe her

gotta give her credit for persistence.

She could have inserted her 'penis' into me any time she wanted!

Mad Tony wrote:She could have inserted her 'penis' into me any time she wanted!

It was me all along, Tony. The story was a ruse to let them down early when I wearied of them. Eight years of their boobs was great... but I decided to trade in

Willheckeslike did the same thing by posing as lady penelope on betfair for three years. Apparently he met four blokes from chit chat and was rogered by every one of them, including fresh and each way. He only got found out when fresh was fingering him while he was placing a bet and he realised he had a blokes login details.

Frasier wrote:Willheckeslike did the same thing by posing as lady penelope on betfair for three years. Apparently he met four blokes from chit chat and was rogered by every one of them, including fresh and each way. He only got found out when fresh was fingering him while he was placing a bet and he realised he had a blokes login details.

Frasier wrote:Willheckeslike did the same thing by posing as lady penelope on betfair for three years. Apparently he met four blokes from chit chat and was rogered by every one of them, including fresh and each way. He only got found out when fresh was fingering him while he was placing a bet and he realised he had a blokes login details.

In mind of this, please remember that there is a serious hoax that has resurfaced recently.

If someone comes to your front door and says they are conducting a survey and asks you to show them your arse, DO NOT show them your arse. This is a scam, they just want to see your arse. I wish I'd read this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap.

Funniest thread in the history of Juicers.