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What is it with woman and this bloody catalogue? When it get's delivered Bev just about wets her knickers (no pics). And she actually pays for the bloody thing, I know lots of other women who buy this too (both sister in laws for example), what the fuck is that all about, would you pay for a shopping catolouge?

Women are cunts

Nobby Cheese wrote:Women have cunts

I know and they never wear out

It's not as if there's a worthwhile hand shandy in there. Unless soft furnishings get you hard

Bert wrote:It's not as if there's a worthwhile hand shandy in there. Unless soft furnishings get you hard

Unlike the late 70s Grattan

Indeed. The lass on page 84 in particular who was in sportswear, even though there was no end of women who were ostensibly modelling bras but were in fact giving you a cheeky nip show.

Now you have to tug off over pelmets? Where did we go wrong?