new safest job in the world

fighter pilot

the yanks have their new stealth fighter which is invisible to any other planes or radar, the chinks and russkies will have their similar designs operational soon, so the air wars of the future will involve some twat in a flying suit having breakfast, scrambling into the air, seeing fuck all and going back to base for lunch

lucky fuckers

If these planes are invisible to other similar planes, then is there a possibility that they might crash into each other?

pp

Punting Prowler wrote:If these planes are invisible to other similar planes, then is there a possibility that they might crash into each other?

pp

No, they are so expensive they will not be able to have many and as nobody will know when the other sides are up there, the likelihood of them ever meeting in the big wide expanse of sky at the same time is incredibly small.

The old adage of "whoever controls the air controls the war" will be consigned to the dustbin of history as nobody will control the air as any non-stealthy planes will be immediately shot down before they can do fuck all and the few stealthy planes that each side can afford will never be seen by anyone except their pilots and what they can do therefore becomes pointless as a single cruise missile could do what they all could.

As long as you can play angry birds on your iphone you can probably fly one of these stealthy cunts, you just sit in it, press the 'takeoff' button, fly around for an hour seeing fuck all then press the 'land' button and while you're waiting for the cunt to land you select your lunch from the naafi app on your iphone.

The airforce is now poofier than it ever was, imo, however, it sounds like a job for me, you can probably even post on here while you're flying the cunts.

Abdul Kowalski wrote:

The airforce is now poofier than it ever was, imo, however, it sounds like a job for me, you can probably even post on here while you're flying the cunts.