Andy Gray gone

Nobby Cheese wrote:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1350449/Andy-Gray-sacked-Sky-sexist-remarks-referees-assistant.html

Could you give me a hand to put this into my trousers

"It's political correctness gone mad" screamed some random lunatic at FiveLive

Peter Allen's response - "well, you haven't seen the video footage so fuck off you can't really comment."

However, if I had a wage slave daughter whose job as a runner on the bottom rung of a career in television was to mike up a middle-aged man who offered her a chance to rub his nethers, political correctness might go mad when I offer to rub them right off and feed them to his Sasquatch sidekick.

Nope, I just checked and the give-a-fuck-ometer is still registering zero over this news.

Best get yourself down the jobcentre tubs, big Ron will show you how to fill the forms in.

Abdul Kowalski wrote:Nope, I just checked and the give-a-fuck-ometer is still registering zero over this news.

Best get yourself down the jobcentre tubs, big Ron will show you how to fill the forms in.

What odds he's shagging Jordan by the end of the week, Abdul? The red tops will put out extra pages for it and they might as well be blank

999/1 for you Bert

Jordan's next official shag market -

Any footballer 6/4
Any other sportsman 2/1
Any actor 6/1
Some poncey cunt off strictly 12/1
A Tv personality 12/1
Random unknown 16/1
Peter Andre 25/1
Any woman 33/1
Andy Gray and/or Ron Atkinson 999/1

Bets will be settled on the next person Jordan announces to the red tops she is having a 'relationship' with

Would Gareth Gates be a TV personality or a random unknown?

Abdul Kowalski wrote:Nope, I just checked and the give-a-fuck-ometer is still registering zero over this news.

Happen to think Keys was the worst in respect to the lineswoman ....The one on youtube was imo a bit of inuendo banter that goes off in every workplace up and down the country every day of the week.

Keys was far more derogatory towards women

bitofatwat wrote:Happen to think Keys was the worst in respect to the lineswoman ....The one on youtube was imo a bit of inuendo banter that goes off in every workplace up and down the country every day of the week.

Keys was far more derogatory towards women

The thing about that, BOAT, is that you can do that with an audience you know and trust. As the innuendo king on here, it's an expected thing with nothing behind it from me. Offering a runner in a male-oriented study to give his knackers a shuffle demeans her as he seeks approval from "the boys".

I don't think it ends at that, though. Any decent lawyer would turn that over at a tribunal unless he has a really fucking stupid contract negotiated. There has to be more. Which basically indicates him as a dirty old man.

Bert wrote:

bitofatwat wrote:Happen to think Keys was the worst in respect to the lineswoman ....The one on youtube was imo a bit of inuendo banter that goes off in every workplace up and down the country every day of the week.

Keys was far more derogatory towards women

The thing about that, BOAT, is that you can do that with an audience you know and trust. As the innuendo king on here, it's an expected thing with nothing behind it from me. Offering a runner in a male-oriented study to give his knackers a shuffle demeans her as he seeks approval from "the boys".

I don't think it ends at that, though. Any decent lawyer would turn that over at a tribunal unless he has a really fucking stupid contract negotiated. There has to be more. Which basically indicates him as a dirty old man.

Know whay your saying bert but on that basis half the male population of the UK must be dirty old men too

Also Keys should have gone too, as he was very condescending, plus he has the hands of Gallon from Planet of the Apes

No, BOAT - what I'm saying is if I go for innuendo, it's around people I know who will join in and not mind. If I'm meeting the Queen, I don't (even though I reckon she likes a cock joke as much as the next man).

He didn't do that. A watery smile as someone mentally says "I fucking hate you, you cunt" while he puts his cock out there but at the same time physically says nothing is what he's done. Fuck him.

Looks like old Hairy Hands will be following him...a new tape has been leaked to youtube

Nobby Cheese wrote:Looks like old Hairy Hands will be following him...a new tape has been leaked to youtube

Yep said all along he was a bigger cunt...what would he think if people went round talking about hanging out the back of his daugher.



Sack the cunt

Sack now 1.01

Fuck me, nepotism has a lot to answer for....his poxy daughter talks like a fucking breathless schoolgirl!!

This was found in his dressing room mirror too

A mate of mine who works in the media says Keys will resign this evening.

i really can't see what all the fuss is about.
sorry ladies.

Nobby Cheese wrote:A mate of mine who works in the media says Keys will resign this evening.

Just resigned....my mate KNEW.

Nobby Cheese wrote:

Nobby Cheese wrote:A mate of mine who works in the media says Keys will resign this evening.

Just resigned....my mate KNEW.

Pitty there wasnt a market Tony